Summer's here.  Time to go on vacation.  Your mission?  Find the World's Worst road trip, or incident on said trip.  Bon Voyage!  I'll judge you in a couple weeks or something.

Meanwhile, here's a little inspiration from my archives.

Luckily, she doesn't hit in real life by kaufman 5-22-05

So, how was the trip to Charleston? And what happened to your face? Oh, that? My wife smacked me. You see, we'd been driving for 9 hours, we were almost there, and she wanted to stop somewhere and use the bathroom. That hardly seems grounds for assault ... Yeah, well, it was pretty empty country; we didn't see any place good to stop, but then we drove past this building marked "U.S. Vegetable Research Laboratory." Don't say it ... Don't say it! So I said to her, "Look, we can stop here and you can take a leek ..."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WW 75: Cactus Needles Make Good Toothpicks by Namgubed 6-06-09

Somewhere on I-10 ... THE THING?!? MYSTERY OF THE DESERT It wasn't all that mysterious In fact, it tasted a lot like beef jerky THE THING?!? MYSTERY OF THE DESERT

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

WW: 75- The Coffee Shack by Beeko180 6-13-09

I went on the WORST road trip last week. Really? Where'd you go? Hey Dad, look at that hot chick in the red ferarri behind us. The car will be ready by Monday.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Bogus Journey by Namgubed 6-13-09

Isn't it kind of late to go jogging, Tony? It's never too late to get in shape, Ted! Yeah, but this street is full of pot holes - like that one right in front of you! AAAUUUGGGGH!! My ankle! Now THAT is the worst road trip I've ever seen! Shut up.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

World's Worst Road Trip

by Hari_Nezumi, 6-15-09

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Road Trip to Hell by Beeko180 6-15-09

I told you we shouldn't have taken a left turn you idiot. Larry??? Oh.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Inclemency by Namgubed 6-17-09

Smog shark!!! Gnash! AAAIIIEEEEE!!! Man, that was a close one! I'll say.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

WW 75: World's Worst Road Trip by wizardsfan 7-09-09

Um Dave I thought they told you you couldnt drive after the eye surgey Nah man ill be fine Well okaay How many fingers am i holding up  13

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

WW 75: Limping Towards the Finish Line by four_legged_tripod 7-10-09

So it's set. We race to Vegas. First one there wins. It's on. Your piece of shit car has no chance against my sweet ride. If you say so. Fucking cheater. I should have known better than to take a challenge from Tonya Harding's nephew.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

WW75 by lukket 8-04-09

Whatever happened to you? I've just been on the worst road trip EVER. You look like you tried to sniff the road - haha! Oh...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Bad Vacation by happykomicz 10-18-09

Welcome to Paris. This is Paris? Like in France? No, this Paris in Texas. Oh man, Texas is a hell hole!

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Thanks 4 reading

We put the dick-shaped rock formation in Carlsbad by LuckyGuess 10-20-09

Wow, dad! I didn't know there was a hot dog stand so deep underground. It's pretty great, isn't it? You can have anything you want. Wow, anything? Anything. Whatever you get is basically your bar mitzvah, because my meth overhead is getting pretty intense these days and I don't want to see your grandmother. That bison dog looks pretty good.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I'm just wild about Hari's, but here's one anyway.

WW 75: Dead End by umfumdisi 10-21-09

Where should we go on our road trip, son? Let's go see Grandma! Uh oh. Cookies and hugs! Son, remember when we told you Grandma was sick? Why? Are we near the hospital?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

fool throttle by FactoryRejects 10-29-09

This has been a great road trip, Jeff. I've learned a lot. Like how if you buckle up an annoying corpse, it looks just like a passenger.

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Battlefield Mirth

WW 75- Still going? by Beeko180 2-23-10

A lot of you may be wondering why, after 8 months, WW 75 is still going. Well I'm going to tell you why. They're trying to find the world's worst road trip... I will tell you the world's worst road trip... Tom Cruise, Miley Cryus and Celine Dion in a Travelling Tour Bus.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

WW 75: Where on Earth is Kaufman Judgerino? by brycekain 2-24-10

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! And that's how you were born. Kinky, huh? I'll be in the crapper vomiting for the next 8 months. Thanks!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW75: If you meet the Buddha on a road trip... by thatsnotfunny 3-03-10

Finally here! O...   M...       G...! Seven tanks of gas later... Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills. I still don't see how they can know for certain that it's the "Reddest Phone in Sacramento."

WW 75: NYPD BLECH!! by brycekain 3-07-10

Hey, baby! You lookin' for a date? Am I ever? Hop on in! aHA! Caught you, scum bag! You're lookin' at some HARD TIME for this one! uh....can we maybe work something out, officer? ...and that's when he showed me how to massage the prostate with a tazer!! *vomit*

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Bad Driving Incident by Beeko180 3-12-10

Seriously you've got to hand the wheel over to me. You've already knocked over six signs, ran into a bus and killed seven pedestrians. No. No? Eight pedestrians.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

So is this going to be the never ending contest?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Kaufman...dude...for the love of FUCK! JUDGE THIS SOMNABITCH by brycekain 3-30-10

*thunk* *THUNK!!!!!* What the HELL was THAT?!? Kaufman. AGAIN?? I'm gunna keep running that sunuvabitch over til he judges this damn contest. If you kill him, can I have his inflatable Hitler doll?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Ooooh KAUFMAN! by brycekain 4-02-10

AAAAAAAHHH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Kaufman hasn't judged the contest yet. How big is his gawdamn house??

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Kaufman??????????????????????????????????????????????(WW 75) by brycekain 4-02-10

Must kill Kaufman for not judging WW 75... Must kill Kaufman for not judging WW 75... Must kill-- Why don't you just ASK him to judge the silly contest? Ok, what the fuck happened to you? Paris Hilton's vagina.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.