HOORAY!

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I only made this account to say it was Brad's birthday.

I only made my account to say it was Brad's birthday, I've basically been wasting time till this day.

Happy Birthday Brad

goodbye everyone else

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Dad was flammable

I wished Brad a happy birthday last night after midnight.

I'm such a trendsetter.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Bra-ad
Happy birthday to you :)

*blows kisses*

Wishing all the best for you today. And no hangover tomorrow.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Happy birthday Brad. Don't get too pissed though, because you just know this site's going to break down as soon as you reach the staggering about drooling stage.

We wish you a happy birthday.
We wish you a happy birthday.
We wish you a happy birthday,
And a happy new age.

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Happy bidet, you old codger.

"I hope I die before I get old"

Oopsie!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There's a red balloon on my ICQ window suddenly. I don't see how I could ask for any more from today.

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. It makes the trauma of being officially in my mid-twenties slightly less or slightly more something or other.

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www.bradsucks.net

Happy birthday! We tried to arrange for some hookers for you, but all we could get was the sickobunny.

Happy Brad-day. By the way, how does Canadian "mid-twenties" convert to U.S. years? Wouldn't that be about 11?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Happy birthday, Brad. You are several orders of magnitude more important to me than that fuckhead of a President we have. I hope you stay healthy and happy until you're old like me.

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What others say about boorite!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Happy Birthday, Brad!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Happy Birthday Brad.... I owe you so much for giving us this grand site that I can waste away hours of my life on. Thanks. :)

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

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I am so clever.

Happy what little's left of your birthday, so happy day after birthday as well!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM A FELLOW CANADIAN! OH CANADA!
(even though i have been prouncing around singing the "god bless america" song all freakin day)

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Tho I've said it already, Happy belated birthday Brad.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Happy birthday, Brad.

And remember: Today is the last day of your life so far.

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My girlfriend gave me a Wacom Graphire 2 drawing tablet. So far it's really freaking cool, though I'm still a rotten artist even when it's digital.

Thanks to everyone I hadn't said thanks to before. You're all sweeties. It occurs to me that Stripcreator's first birthday is just around the corner too. I think it was in January. I'll have to check.

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www.bradsucks.net

25 is it? 25 is cool - quarter-century, which is doubly cool for fans of cricket. 26 is a bit dull... two-times-thirteen, I suppose. 27 is a true geek's age - three cubed. :)

I won't be three cubed for much longer, and 28 is really dull...

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[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday, Brad!']

I was thinking of this recently too. We'll have to think of some cool way to celebrate.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

25 is it? 25 is cool - quarter-century, which is doubly cool for fans of cricket. 26 is a bit dull... two-times-thirteen, I suppose. 27 is a true geek's age - three cubed. :)

I won't be three cubed for much longer, and 28 is really dull...

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Are you kidding? 28 is a Perfect Number. Much geekier than a just plain Cube.

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