Ye-

Oh, you tease.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I think it's sad that we won't see any new stuff of his.

Tribute to Michael Jackson by Beeko180 6-28-09

So what's up? Well, they aren't as enthusiastic about Michael Jackson as they used to be. They've kind of grown a bit tired of him. Tired? Of a guy with a hilarious laugh? Oh cmon! Can you even imagine what he'd sound like in bed?! HEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Black Ice by Beeko180 6-28-09

Hey, hey. I got a surprise for you! I sent Michael Jackson to hell!!! But everyone loves him. DAD, I DID IT AGAIN!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

This thread is about Michael Jackson.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So is every single comic/comment in this thread.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

More People Michael Jackson Let Down By Dying by boloboffin 6-28-09

Crap, I knew turning 13 was a bad career move.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Various People Express Their Regrets About Michael Jackson by biped 6-29-09

My main regret is that Michael will never get to see the next "Transformers" movie. My main regret is that Michael never got a chance to be the guest killer on "Matlock." My main regret is that Michael never got to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. My main regret is that Michael never got to have a fun sleepover with Madonna's new children. My main regret is that Michael never got to be "Michael Jackstone" on "The Flintstones." My main regret is that Rip Torn wouldn't let Michael be Agent M in "Men in Black II."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Farrah Fawcett forever!

BTC 78: More Fun with the Recently Departed by Namgubed 7-01-09

Now back to "Most Frightening Spots on the Planet" with Belinda Lair! Rumors that the ghost of Michael Jackson has possessed the left breast implant of Farrah Fawcett bring us tonight to her gravesite ... *thump* *thump* AAAIIIIEEEEE!!! Haunted disembodied implant!! Thriller! Sha-MOWN! Get it off me!! EEEEEK!!! Wow...I'm glad that wasn't my boob.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'm just glad that being a pederast is finally excusable, I can come out of hiding now.

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Dad was flammable

kaufman

KAUFMAN LIVES!!!! 

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

pita

KAUFMAN LIVES!!!! 

PITA LIVES!!!!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

KAUFMAN LIVES!!!! 

PITA LIVES!!!!

"LIVES" BACKWARDS IS "SEVIL"!!!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ArtemisStrong

KAUFMAN LIVES!!!! 

PITA LIVES!!!!

"LIVES" BACKWARDS IS "SEVIL"!!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman

KAUFMAN LIVES!!!! 

PITA LIVES!!!!

"LIVES" BACKWARDS IS "SEVIL"!!!!

I wonder if someday some rich famous eccentric guy will purchase Michael Jackson's skeleton.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

Blanket?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

OMG! Rep. Peter King called this media hype around Michael's death a distraction from important developments in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea and Russia! And that he was a pedophile!

 How DARE he!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Two words:  Ernest Borgnine.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

June 25 = my birthday.  Deaths: Michael Jackson and my brand-new 2 minute old nephew.  Now my birthday sucks.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

Oh, gabe, I'm so sorry to hear about your nephew. :(

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker