We've all seen them. They're the ones who cackle maniacally, give up the master plan before it's ready to be carried out, and inevitably scream about how it's not possible for them to be defeated just before they die at the hero's hands. They've also been known to send the same incompetent minions after the hero time and again and formulate master plans with flaws even a five-year-old can spot.

You job is to make a comic about these evil overlords. You can either make a comic about an incompetent overlord or take a classic overlord scenario and rewrite it so the overlord makes an intelligent decision for once.

No old comics, series are fine, limit five entries total.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I highly recommend people go here before entering this one.

CC 432: E-ville by NeoVid 8-19-09

Ah, my old nemesis. I have you imprisoned once again. You can't keep me in here forever! Quite right. You'll be glad to know that I've changed my plan to have you shot in the morning. Really? Why? Simply because I've decided immediate incineration will make you less of a problem.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 2027 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-19-09

Heh-heh-heh... Why are you cack-ling, Mr. President? My plan to rule the world is going full steam ahead! I've taken over the car and banking indus-tries. Once, I take over Medical, I'll have complete control the U.S.! Next stop: the WORLD!! Except, the American people don't want government-run healthcare, sir... Those dumbasses will want it after we create a pandemic by dumping barrels of the swine flu virus into the water supply of every big city in America! Heh-heh-heh... We can dump in the red states first!Heh-heh-heh...

RCL no. 2029 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-20-09

So, you think you can win your girlfriend back by killing everyone in her family, all her close friends, and every man, woman and child in her town... Mmm-hmm... ...thereby leaving you the only one left in her life to turn to after such a calamity? Yes. Wouldn't it be easier, and cheaper, and a lot less EVIL, to just send her flowers with an apology? Yes, but I already bought the dirty bomb from those filipino terrorists, and they said, "No repunds!"

Lord of the g-Strings by TheGovernor 8-21-09

At last, Ive managed to forge the ultimate vessel into which to pour all my evil and essence and make myself invincible So you've crafted a magic ring to rule them all then sire? No I thought that would be too obvious and clean, instead Ive decided to pick something no hero would ever want to risk his life and reputation over. I've made myself the one thong to rule them all! You're joking right, There's no way I am questing for that! Aww go on, I'm sure its not as bad as it sounds!

Double duty!

RCD #28: Duress Casual by Namgubed 8-21-09

Radioactive Minion awaits your command. Minion! We need more entries for these random comic dialogue contests! But Sir ... what if no one wants to submit any entries? Do what we always do, you fool! ... BEAT them into submission!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

RCL no. 2031 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-24-09

Melvin confronts his evil twin, Belvin, in the warehouse... I've caught wind of your evil plan to take over the busi-ness dad left to me, Belvin! What the hell are you talking about, Belvin? I'm talking about- wait one second! I'm not Belvin, asshole. You're Belvin. I'm Melvin! You just think you're Melvin. You are actually Belvin. Last week you got hit on the head by a runaway boulder, so now you think you're Melvin. But, I'm Melvin. Will Belvin get away with wresting the family paper business from Melvin? Who is the REAL Melvin? Does anyone give a rat's ass? I mean, the business is five million dollars in the fucking red!

It's discouraging that people right now seem to prefer posting in old contests to contributing to the current one...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Don't be discouraged! I thought it was weird that XKCD published a comic similar to a CC right around the time that CC was going on, that's all.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Tard Boy and Finkelman - The School Daze (A Tribute) CC 432 by DrMorton 8-29-09

I´ve just crowned myself King of the World. Muahaha! But you´re already Emperor of the South Pole! I see - a conflict of interest. What if I make you the new Emperor of the South Pole? A wise decision, Sir! Worthy of your throne. Bend thy knee before thy king then! No. My army of penguins will end your reign of terror!

RCL no. 2034 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-30-09

Okay, Butch... Good job getting us in without tripping the silent alarm, Now, I'll upload the virus into the mainframe, which will direct all the world's money into my christmas savings account! Uh, oh... I think I here a police helecopter. You mean..? I tripped the silent alarm. GODDAMMIT!! Or, it could just be the cleaning crew running the vaccuum on the fourteenth...

New Age Overlord 1 by AngryAmerican 8-24-09

Okay ladies and gentlemen, can I have you attention please. I proudly present America's current bestselling novelist, and recepient of the Nobel Prize for Peace. Dr. Alawicious Roon! Hello groundhogs and lime trees! I will hover barrows now and keep tinsel importantly! What Dr. Roon meant is that he will be signing copies of his book, "Why Chad From Nickelback Must Die." And answering questions.

New Age Overlord 2 by AngryAmerican 8-24-09

Dr. Roon! How will killing Chad result in a quote 'global enviornmental shift' unquote? Blarney slugs defy arsehole reasoning. Therefore sodo-sluts will reverse they duodenums. Its obvious. Small minded lemmings. Taste my commercial wrath and quiver in ecstasy. What Dr Roon said was that the elimination of Chad would enable the pomposity level of mankind to drop by 2 full points, Mark my feces O'Brian. This time the gladiators will result in a light, dry wine. I shall distill it reverentially. and...and...I just don't know. Read the fucking book.

New Age Overlord 3 by AngryAmerican 8-24-09

Let's hear some testimonials! I loved it when he wrote "permeated scrimps in a high velocity sauce verify the existence of unreasoning particons". My favorite part was when he described beating Chad to death with four pound buttplug. Dr Roon's recipies for Chad carcass are not only penially delicious, but also sexually arousing.

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Kill Whitey.

CC432 by evil_d 8-31-09

I've had enough of your meddling in my rituals. GUARDS! Take this man to the dungeon! This isn't the end, warlock! The prison hasn't been built that can hold me! The dungeon is where we keep the guillotine.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'm giving this another week to suffer befoe I kill it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 2035 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-09

Hey, HC... I see that you're letting your comic contest drag on for another week. Why? Not enough entries yet. The only way my ironically evil plan will work is if I get ALL the strip-pers to participate! What EVIL plan is that? To drain them of their life savings by uploading a trojan horse into their PC's hard drives... You realize that most of the strippers don't work. And, the rest make below the income needed to qualify as being impoverished, yes? I know... But, I'm just looking to scrape up enough cash to buy my next bong load.

CC 432: Real Life Overlord by four_legged_tripod 9-03-09

MUH WA HA HA HA HA!!! You will never defeat me! My fortress is impenetrable and your pewny weapon has no effect on me! You're my slave; my bitch! You must bow to my every whim if you wish to remain even marginally happy in your pathetic existence. For Christ's sake! Can't you just say you have a headache like every other woman?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 432: Texas Chainsaw Mall Massacre by deathtoradio 9-03-09

How dare they say I look like too much of a pedophile to be the mall easter bunny! I'll show them. I'll show them all. I'll cut them into little itty-bitty---oh hey honey! Who's daddy's little girl? You are! Bunny! Very good, honey. Yes. Bunny. Future mall bunny. Now run along before I get the urge to touch you. Daddy bunny.

Chemo Royale by TheGovernor 9-05-09

Ha Professor Death, I escaped from your prison cell and will now proceed to foil your evil plans Actually Mr Blond You ought to know I lined the walls of your cell with plutonium. Wait, what? Im afraid the prognosis isn't looking good mr Blond

RCL no. 2038 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-06-09

So, I figure if I enter a shitload of comics into this contest, HCRoyal will have no other choice BUT to make me the winner! Sounds like your evil plan could work. In theory. But, shouldn't your comics at least be mildly amusing? Fuck you! I'm just saying...

Third Place:  AA's New Age Overlord series made me smirk and also gave me a new reason to not trust Dr. Phil.

Second Place: TheGovernor's Lord of the G-strings, because I know I wouldn't go on a quest for a magical thong.

But the winner is four_legged_tripod for his Real Life Overlord.

Excellent job!  The world is finally yours... now what?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The world is my oyster!  Makes me kinda horny....  CC 433 coming soon to a forum near you.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke