Hey bitches, welcome to FTC # 148!!!!

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I think I'll judge this baby when enough people participate or I get fed up with waiting, whichever comes first.

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FTC 148: That was more than just a fart. Bitch got brownies. by crabby 10-17-09

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. Oh no! What is it? Oh geez... I just farted and totally killed the mood.

FTC 148: Bladder? I Hardly Know 'Er by umfumdisi 10-21-09

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. You went back in time to warn me about splashback? Yeah, the future is boring as hell.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

FTC #148: Avoiding Deep Emotional Scars is Important by Namgubed 10-25-09

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. Whoa, is there a homicidal rapist around the corner? Did someone plant a bomb? Oh, yes. Obese Ophelia dropped a major bomb. And you don't want to be the one stuck doing rescue breathing on asthmatic Lucy with the braces.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

FTC 148: Future Warning by Beeko180 3-02-10

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. Never have kids.

FTC: 148: Time Travel by Beeko180 3-02-10

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. Whatever you do, don't drink the lemonade at the bar, it's not lemonade.

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

FTC#148 The Warm Up by brycekain 3-02-10

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. Wangs? DONGS!

FTC#148 Double Your Pleasure! by brycekain 3-02-10

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. 5 hours (and 1 dildo) later I ... can't ... believe... Today's lesson: never trust a stem-cell clone with a donkey punch fetish.

 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

FTC 148: Planck's Toilet by thatsnotfunny 3-03-10

I think I'll take a break. I have to tinkle... WAIT SARAH DON'T!!! What the?? You look just like me! Who are you? I'm you from the future. I went back in time to warn you about something very important. Two acts later... So Earth is saved... which is great and all. But if what Jeff Goldblum told us was true, now I have to get in the time machine to "stabilize the flux continuum." Speaking of which: sorry about the waist-deep urine in there. But we never made it to the restroom, and this is the 517th time this has happened so far.

Did I win yet?

crabby

Not yet, I haven't read all the entries yet.

Time is up folks, time for my judging!!!!

Turd place goes to umfumdisi for FTC 148: Bladder? I Hardly Know 'Er

Sack on face goes to thatsnotfunny for the cleverly titled FTC 148: Planck's Toilet

And of course the winrar of FTC 148 is.....

for the wonderfully titled FTC 148: That was more than just a fart. Bitch got brownies.

I accept this victory. New contest soon.