fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody
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| Oh, hello. My, my husband didn't tell me how handsome you are. | |
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| Your husband? Pardon me, Mrs. Matsui, I didn't know Hideki was married. | |
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| Well, he is. What is your interest in my husband? | |
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| Please, I have no interest in him as your husband. When you are man and wife, he is all yours. I am only interested in her as a woman. | |
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| What century are you from? Are you saying that marriage is valid only between a man and a woman and not between two women or two men? | |
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| Yes, a gay marriage is not a marriage at all but a vile abomination. When Hideki is a woman, she is unmarried and so fair game. | |
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| Tell me, why the interest in Hideki? With all of us full-time women in the world, why not one of us? | |
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| I have had so much trouble relating to the female mind. I figured Hideki would know what a man wants, which would make him the best of both worlds. A woman who thinks like a guy. | |
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| I can relate to that. For me, Hideki is the best of both worlds, because I like both women and men. With my husband, I get both in one happy marriage. | |
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| Ew! I am revolted by your sexual perversion! | |
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| What? You don't even get turned on by lesbian porn? | |
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| It is my secret shame that lesbian sex does arouse me. I worry that this makes me gay, and all I can do to avoid this worry is throw myself into straight sex with the utmost passion. | |
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| Sometimes love is not about gay or straight. Hideki loves me as a straight man when he's a man and as a lesbian when she's a woman. The love is the same. | |
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| Love? I know a man and a woman can make love, but two people of the same sex can only fornicate like beasts. | |
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| Love is not sex. When two people are in love, sex becomes a sacred rite shared between them. Love can make sex sacred, but sex alone cannot make love. | |
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| I don't get it. Having sex is called making love. I have dedicated my whole life to love, making it with one woman after another. | |
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| Love has to come first. It is natural for me to be turned on by a sexy tentacle monster, such as yourself, but having sex with you would not be as meaningful as it would be with my spouse. | |
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| I think I'm beginning to understand. You totally want me, and you're trying to rationalize away your passionate longing to make love with me. | |
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| I think your problem is that you don't respect women. Hideki used to have that problem. | |
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| He once caged some bondage fairies, and they put a curse on him that cold water would turn him into a woman. | |
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| I know some bondage fairies. | |
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| They said to him, if you like lesbian sex and bukkake so much, you can experience it from a woman's perspective. | |
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| They said to me, hey did you see that guy on the Maury Povich show? Cold water changes him into a woman. | |
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