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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

"Shut up.  My head does not look like a pencil eraser!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'd be pissed off, too, if someone stole my neck.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"I'm gonna hold my breath till you stop taking my mug shot!"

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I has a flavor!

A Stripcreator visitor finds that one of Biped's movie reviews is slightly less wonderful than advertised.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"What do you mean I can't take the buffet tray back to my table?!"

The average Read My Damn Comics poster.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

"What do you mean I overload the plane?"

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Worst. Mugshot. Ever.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

World's first Mullet Goatee

Even at 45, Lesters "pooping" face has remained the same as in his diaper years.

"What do you mean "Hold your chin up!"... I AM holding my chin up!"

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bigworm

Why should I stop fucking my mommy? What? Huh? 'Cus she's dead? Oh... oh.. Well that's not very nice to fuck 'er when she's dead... I...I...guess I'll stop.

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