What happened to RCD #30?

Anyway RCD #32

Three rules

1) It has to be something about birthdays(and include the word "Birthday")

2) It has to make fun of birthdays, or the person who's birthday it is

3) The birthdays can include birthdays of buildings or aniversaries of historical events

Will be judged on April 10th

Guess what day that is? Being egotistical here...

And the starter comic:

Big Ben by Lord_Vodek 3-01-10

Did you know my birthday is the same day as Big Bens? Yeah I know Really how? Well the biggest sign was... ...your huge Jew nose

Get to stripping and good luck to everyone

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Figures I see RCD # 30 right after asking like an idiot...

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Sven the Haphazardly Gynecologist by brycekain 3-01-10

HAPPY BIRT-DAY!!! Uh...thank you, what did I win? FREE ABOR-CHUN!! ABORTION?? But I can't -- An' dat, Mr. Lawyerman, iz ven I realize old lady iz really old man! Who the fuck are you?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Porky's Birthday by Beeko180 3-01-10

It's my birthday today. Great, I'm going to celebrate with this pork sandwich. Don't do that. Why, what's wrong with it? It's cannibalism.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Come on guys we need more entries than this. It's not limited to one entry per person either

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Happy Birthday! by Beeko180 3-11-10

It's my birthday today. I called your mum. What about it? She said you were an accident. So? People who were accidents shouldn't be given presents for their birthday as their birth isn't something to celebrate.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Good stuff keep it up

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

This is supposed to make fun of The Grandma Donkey

Donkey Birthday! by Beeko180 3-12-10

It's Grandma's Birthday Today! Wow, do you know what that means?! What? Get in the trunk. We're here to see Grandma!

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I'd like to see some about Events or buildings don't have to be written on the day of the event or buildings birth but has to clearly list the birthday of the event/building

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Because He is Loved... by brycekain 3-13-10

Happy birthday to this horrible, yet historical building! Why is it so special? Here, sometime in the 1900's, a filthy, disease-ridden gopher rapist with serious vaginal pus excretions will be shat out of an equine's poo-poo hole. Lord_Vodek, huh? Yeah... A fuckin' travesty.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Brilliant! Keep it up!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Guess who's back... 

Santa Claus is Coming to Nazareth by PrimoOoze1138 3-22-10

You ever wonder what Jesus would've asked for for his birthday? Not lately. He probably would have asked for something like a new pair of sandals or more loaves & fish or something. If he were smart, he'd have asked to have been the only Yuletide holiday figure around. Do you think Santa could've brought him that? Right after promising Frosty he'd never melt, sure.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

RCD 32: Years of Service by umfumdisi 3-22-10

Happy Birthday! It's not my birthday. Nobody cares about your birthday... I was talking to the filing cabinet.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

No more entries? Come on people

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Elmer Fudd's Birthday (RCD #32) by Beeko180 4-03-10

It's my birthday today. Oh wow, I'm so excited. What are you going to do as a gift to yourself? Run me over with a tractor and boil me in acid? What do you mean a gift to myself? Oh, do you really think anyone is going to come to your birthday? You're making me sad. And you're making PETA sad.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

RCD#32 Mr. Kangaroo's last birthday by RCCOLAMAN 4-03-10

Happy B-day mr. kangaroo!! *cough* You dare try to invade my kangaroo vilage ON MY BIRTHDAY!?!?! I mean you no harm mr. kangaroo. I just want to say happy birthday and give you a special birthday gift *cough* ...really? *ominous music plays* *cough* I got you and the entire kangaroo vilage some warm blankets!! *cough* Wow this is the best birthday ever!!

only five more days don't forget you can enter more than once.

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Tomorrow I decide the winner guys last minute entries better hurry

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RCD 32 - She did Arizona once... by lukket 4-12-10

Better get home. It's Miranda's birthday today. Oh. I guess she won't take it lightly if you take a beer after work then? That's right. She isn't named after the "Miranda warning" for nothing. Anything I say can and will be used against me.

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Great entries by everyone it took me a few days to decide the winner. And the winner is Brycekain! Sorry to Lukket but your entry was entered after the day judging began. Congratulations Bryce thank you to all who enetered

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Wow, thanks, man. I'm surprised and honored. There were a LOT of excellent comics in this contest.

I'm going to wrack my brain for a day or two (hopefully less) for a good idea and then will post the new contest.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.