Ok, so I haven't been getting much feedback lately so I thought if a post a thread where I simply post ONLY my favourite comics, I might get some feedback. Good or Bad, I don't care as long as it's feedback and not dribbling crap about how I stole who's baby and whatnot. So here is what I'm going to do...

Every so often I will post about five to ten comics containing ONLY my favourite comics that I have made. Posting this thread in the Comic Showcase forums will probably get a lot of donors looking at it.

Starting with the following five-

Man, Is He Screwed by Beeko180 3-11-10

In other news, homosexual zombie, Craig Peeness has been elected ruler of the world. Update at 7. .....

 

Christianity Problem Solving by Beeko180 2-28-10

STEP UP TO THE LORD ALMIGHTY, AND HE SHALL HEAL YOU OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! I have cancer. ..... Except that one.

Captain Jerk by Beeko180 3-09-10

Are you happy now that you've got us stranded in the middle of the Sahara Desert with nothing but a packet of mentos to live on? Actually I kind of ate the mentos. All of them? Yes. And that water I gave you? I put salt in it. You... Son... of .... a...

 

Channel 3 News Network by Beeko180 2-23-10

Hi, I'm Lanette Parker, and you're watching Channel 3 News. First story.... ....Leaving the toilet seat up. Is it safe for our babies?

Find a Way Out by Beeko180 2-18-10

Dear John, I have never had anybody like me more than you. But there is a problem. You like me more than just a friend. The fact that you are gay has led me to solve this problem on my own. Look Down the edge of this cliff and call paramedics.

 

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Here are five more of my favourites 

Superblind by Beeko180 4-26-09

STOP RIGHT THERE FIEND! Maybe you know I'm here. But if I completely fall silent you will lose all ability to know where I am. SHOW YOURSELF!!!

What if the Laws of Opposite Day Applied in Heaven by Beeko180 6-24-09

Come, come into the light! But I spent my entire life following the bible and heading the great wisdom within it. I've never cursed, I've never sinned. I've done absolutely nothing wrong. I'm sorry, but nobody cares. I can't let you into heaven. Why not? It's opposite day.

 

The A.R.B Collection- #90: Season Finale` by Beeko180 9-28-08

Ahead is the Mountain of Ice. Go forth and catch it my son. Are you sure you're god? Run Forest Run.

 

Mr. ZiggyZooga- Hell by Beeko180 4-18-09

Heard you went to Chicago a while ago. Yeah. It was great. But there was one thing that bothered me..... Everyone was screaming? Yeah. They were. I get that a lot too....

Inspired by the Title of my Previous Comic by Beeko180 6-11-09

Why are there so many idiots on the road these days? ..... And god said "Let there be idiots on the road". And there were idiots on the road. And god said "Oops"? I was getting to that...

 

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These comics are so funny that I actually laughed--out loud, mind you--while reading them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks! Here's some more of my favourites-

Elvis Presley's Life in 3 Panels by Beeko180 5-11-09

Elvis, I really think you should cut back on the fatty foods. "No Preservatives, no Artificial Flavours and 100% Fat free" I'd rather eat horse shit.

Lessons Learned by Beeko180 5-24-09

Wow. The search for the Holy Grail really WAS death defying!

The Infinite WTF by Beeko180 4-25-09

All I'm saying is that you didn't meet the requirements to survive the ship crash... And you spock, I am disgusted in! What did I do?!

Exploding-Cup by Beeko180 4-18-09

What's in the cup? Who gives a damn about whats in the toilet! What? Cup.

Barnyard by Beeko180 9-26-08

Halfway through the movie, Shortly after the donkey knocks out the farmer with methane gas. What the hell is that- How'd my shoe get over there? He's buying it. Must have fallen off me foot........ He's NOT buying It!! Get the AN ENORMOUS FART ECHOES THROUGH SPACE

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Happy Birthday! by Beeko180 3-11-10

It's my birthday today. I called your mum. What about it? She said you were an accident. So? People who were accidents shouldn't be given presents for their birthday as their birth isn't something to celebrate.

Bad Driving Incident by Beeko180 3-12-10

Seriously you've got to hand the wheel over to me. You've already knocked over six signs, ran into a bus and killed seven pedestrians. No. No? Eight pedestrians.

Sauna Chicken by Beeko180 3-06-10

Hey have you seen clucky, our pet chicken? Yeah. Where is he? I just put him in the sauna, I think he'll feel nice and warm when- Wait a minute...

Puppet Maniac by Beeko180 3-05-10

What exactly do you want? I want to rip off your balls and use them as a heat pack for my twelve year old daughter. Uuh, yeah, that's out of the question. Can I borrow them? We could stitch them back on when I'm done! I'm not a puppet. That's what Pinocchio said just before his nose grew ten inches.

Zombie Apocolypse by Beeko180 3-01-10

You have 56 missed calls- Beep! Hi it's Barry here. I was just calling to ask why you havent answered my calls. I mean, I know we had a fight and all, but don't you think one month is a little bit extreme? I mean come on, there's a lot more problems in the world without having to make an issue over getting pregnant. I mean jesus christ that's just being silly......... -Beep! Hi it's barry here, I was just calling about your last call to me. What does "braaaains" mean, exactly?

 

Any feedback would be most appreciated.

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More if my favourites-

Frosticles the Snowman by Beeko180 3-23-10

Hands up! I have no arms! Hands up, or I blow your frosty butt from here to Hong Kong. I HAVE NO ARMS!!!! Three... Two- ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? I HAVE NO BLOODY ARMS!

Venus Fly Trap by Beeko180 3-23-10

There once was a Venus Fly Trap that swallowed a fly. Wait what? Are you fucking kidding me? You're on your own buddy.

George of the Jungle

It appears that George is late. . .

by Beeko180, 6-16-09

  

Captain Obvious' New Groove by Beeko180 6-07-09

You're a cowboy... What are you stupid?!

 

Promotion by Beeko180 7-05-09

GUESS WHAT, I JUST GOT PROMOTED!!!!! Wow! This is more exciting than the time we read books about obesity in front of fat people in the local library! Obesity... A medical condition in which body fat is stored to the extent that it may have a bad effect on health, reducing life expectancy.

 

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More-

Dramatised Exaggeration of an Emo's Emotion by Beeko180 5-20-09

The swealtering summer sunlight streams across your back as sweat trickles ever so gently down you're glistening red cheeks. You wheeze and pant. A man walks up behind you. You turn around. The man reaches out towards you as you back away. You scream and struggle as he grabs your head and starts trying to snap it. Boy, I'd hate to see what you're like when you're happy.

He's an Idiot by Beeko180 7-26-09

It's getting hot in here. Then take off that ridiculous jumper.

Rock Star by Beeko180 7-29-09

What is it that you want to do that requires my service, sir? I want you to make my daughter a star. How big? Pick one.

Charlie's Unlucky Moments by Beeko180 3-31-10

There came a time in Charlies life where he met a girl and something he didn't want to happen, happened anyway. I'm pregnant. Unfortunately, Charlie was paralysed throughout his entire body, rendering him unable to beat the living hell out of his girlfriend.

 

Black Ice by Beeko180 6-20-09

Well looky here, it's the character office... Now, Mr. Fillers. I know that half of your career has been a real let down. But I have the perfect role for you. That so? What's my "perfect role" this time. And if you tell me it's my mum, I'll punch your face in. Then I'm fresh out of ideas.