35 is the sum of the first five triangular numbers, making it a tetrahedral number.  35 is a centered cube number, a pentagonal number and a pentatope number.  35 is a highly cototient number, since there are more solutions to the equation x - φ(x) = 35 than there are for any other integers below it except 1.  There are 35 free hexominoes, the polyominoes made from six squares.

Isn't that special.

Anyways, click the random button and get you a layout.  Then, make it into a comic about a NEW AND EXCITING PRODUCT!  I will be judging the comics based on a 10-point system, and will award bonus points for the following (1 point each):

- The name of the product contains a non-Christian holiday.
- A person buying the product tries to use something other than cash, check or credit card to pay for it.
- The company that makes the product has a color in its name.
- The celebrity endorsing the product is currently dead.
- The product has at least 3 uses.

I will allow old comics, but only if they contain at least 2 of the bonus items outlined above.  If you actually have an old comic that fits this criteria, I will award a bonus point.  No Photoshop please. Characters must maintain the same pose in all 3 panels.

Get cracking!  Judging for this one will commence on Thursday, May 20th.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Wow, seriously?  Hmph.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I think I see the problem here.  OK, so the required dialogue is, in fact, "exciting new product".  All other rules apply.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I'm trying to think of something. I'm having a difficult time getting a decent punchline.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCD: 35 Trade Mark by Lord_Vodek 5-16-10

Can I help you? Yes I'd like to tell you about my exciting new Ok. What is it? Well I ummm Yes? It's my big shiny BlackMans(tm) Passover penis!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I'll be judging this when I get home from work today.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Well then, I guess this one goes to Lord_Vodek.  Take it away!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Ok then winner by default. Not exactly prestigious but i'll get something up

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-