That was a surprise.  That last comic I posted blew more hard cock than Vin Deisel in his prime!  Well, penits for the win!

Speaking of penits, that is similar to what I have in mind for the next CTC.  Your job: make a comic around this ultra vague centerpeice! 

CTC #5: Template by NooniePuuBunny 5-26-10

Change the background however you like. 

Do not change the center two characters. 

No old comics. 

Tentacle humor is not neccessarily a requirement, but its highly encouraged. 

I don't have anything against photoshop, but keep it simple if you do and stick to the style of artwork of the two center characters.  In other words: DO NOT PHOTOSHOP IN ANY REAL PHOTOGRAPHS OR ELEMENTS, stick to cartoons.

Photoshop is not a requirement.

Extra points for any references to obscure japanese sex toys, kaiju, or futa.

Winner will be decided whenever I find enough supple male anus...errm, I mean, whenever there are enough contestants (If it goes to 3 weeks, I'll do the cut off at three contestants).

Get cracking. 

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Wee for Wii by four_legged_tripod 5-26-10

The new Nintendo Now with Japanese tentacled sex toys!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CTC #5 Breathe Deep by ragu4u 5-26-10

Hey...pull this finger! Uh...okay. Bwahaha. Now get back on your feet ya wuss. Somebody light a match.

CTC#5 by brycekain 5-30-10

Scissors! I win! *sniff* *sniff* Oh don't be such a pussy, Cthulu!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CTC #5: Tentacle by deathtoradio 5-31-10

Look, I know you have some reservations about blind dates, but I'm telling you, this girl is smokin' hot. Okay, you talked me into it. After all, how bad could she be? Uh...is that coming from your...vagina? Oh good. It is. What's that? You want me to shake it? So it didn't go well? Did that thought occur during the first beating, or the second?

CTC5: Mail Order Madness by ZMannZilla 5-31-10

Oh boy, my package from F'tagnHut has arrived! My glee is barely containable! Finally, I'll own a complete set of self-cleaning sacrificial knives and OH GOD NO STAY BACK STAY BAAAAACK!!! ...but then I was wedged in the PO box so he got away. Heh. Dumb-ass.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I'll judge this thing tomorrow.  Stay tuned

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This one was really really close.  Honestly, they were all really funny, but I can only choose one winner.

Four Legged Tripod, brycekain, and ragu4u: you each had a unique, creative approach for the comics, and FLT's use of the blacker and black panels to manipulate the placements was incredibly unique. 

Deathtoradio stole my heart with a blind date with a lady tentacle monster.

ZMannZilla however, pulled out sacrificial knives (ordered next day delivery from F'tagnHut of course, complete with the free summoning circle with cup holder), cut my heart out, and ran with it.

So congrats to you, and grats to you all.  You've all given me a tentacle warming experience

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It is for the glory of Dread Cthulhu that I accept this victory.  New CTC coming up soon.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."