Because I am dumb I never noticed this area and have been posting all my stuff in Read My Damn Comics.  Oh, well.  For those who missed the old stuff and a new one to boot.

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Victims of 9/11 part 18 by Creature_From_Beyond 7-12-10

8:40 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 Listen up cubicle zombies! A genie came to my apartment last night and offered me three wishes. I am now the richest person on Earth; a sexual tyranosaur; and way more interesting than that guy from the Dos Equis commercials. I wasn't even going to come in today but then I thought, "What the hell is the point of being awesome if you can't shove it in other people's faces?"

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This is my favourite ongoing series!  Welcome to the high rent district.

I was on the fence about that last comic... but I decided to go with "good" for the use of the phrase "sexual tyrannosaur."

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He also appears to have been granted foreknowledge of the beer commercials of the future.

But anyway, I rated this comic "good" too.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Victims of 9/11 part 19 by Creature_From_Beyond 7-14-10

10:58 AM March 16, 2000 Burbank, CA Osama! What is up my man? Chris Carter?! You old dog, how are you? X-Files going well? Yes, actually. But here's the thing. I'm trying to write the pilot for a spin-off series called "The Lone Gunmen," and I am having the WORST writers block. Writers block, huh? What if the guys were accused of a crime they didn't commit and had to break into CIA headquarters to steal a NOC list which they would then use to prove their innocence? That's the plot to Mission Impossible! Fuck it, I'm going with my first idea; have them stop a hijacked plane from crashing into the World Trade Center right at the last minute. That's a stupid idea. Gotta go!

Wikipedia "Lone Gunmen" if you don't believe me.  I remember watching that episode.

Years later my brain randomly reminded me of it and my mind was appropriately blown.

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His foreknowledge is what makes him more interesting?

And Chris Carter is a personal friend of mine and he says, "Fuck You," for implying he gave bin Laden the idea for 9-11.  Dick.

Also, I love this series almost as much as fuckin' my sister-cousin.

Peace.

It's the FUTURE...future...future...

Victims of 9/11 part 20 by Creature_From_Beyond 10-03-10

September 11, 3001 00100101101 a.m. Everyone knows Bill Gates died for our bugs. His return was foretold in the Windows 32 tech manual. It's all right there on page 932. Upgrade now. I don't give a damn about your religion, just stop manipulating our software and hacking our networks! Noob, our software was handed down from the great Microsoft overlords. Your sad devotion to open source has not helped you conjure up enough users to fill a private room at a Denny's. How dare you! Linus Torvalds was a great man who created a flexible and open environment free to all. ROFLCOPPTER!!!! Son-of-a-bitch. We'll see who's laughing after I crash your twin server towers!

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You damn dirty apes!

Victims of 9/11 part 21 by Creature_From_Beyond 10-07-10

5:45 PM July 4, 2000 The Moon Our arrival is imminent. Explain again how you plan to bring down humanity in only 50 years. Osama is on board. The towers come down next year. Then, in a fit of reactionary paranoia, the U.S. will find excuses to kill or conquer their "enemies." ...which is pretty much everyone. Exactly! The Americans will inevitably fuck the planet up. By the time your ships arrive there won't be anyone left to put up a fight. You'll be colonizers, not conquerers. Excellent! Once we are in control you may have anything you desire. Look, all I want is some land for my people, a beach house in the Hamptons, and the head of that fucking statue in my backyard!

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