[Click to view comic: 'Half a Million Motherfucking Comics']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A retrospective...

[Click to view comic: '100,000 Cmoics!']

[Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate Comic #200000']

[Click to view comic: 'how'd he hear the doorbell?']

[Click to view comic: '666.41']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Since no one remembers the runners up, here was 500001.

[Click to view comic: 'Liquid diet.']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I should have known it would be Gabe.

I also should have sat by my computer waiting to sabotage him.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I bet with a little bit of technical know-how you could bang out a script that could check for comic 499999 every few seconds and just publish yours at the right time. 

I cheated, but only sorta.  I figure it's totally legit if you just happen to make a comic and it's a magic number.  It's pretty bogus if you publish 50 blank Asian girl comics just to run the numbers up quick so you can get the number you want.

I was sort of threading the needle between the two.  I noticed maybe a week ago that we were getting in 500K territory, and every day I'd take a peek and see that we were only inching toward it.

Last night I was chatting with Brad around 10:30 or so when I looked at the front page and noticed choad had just posted 499998.  So I realized it was time to get to work.

While I did have to pad 10 comics, I made an effort to not make them all total shit.  I kinda like these:

[Click to view comic: 'The First Rule']

[Click to view comic: 'Physics Cowboys']

[Click to view comic: 'Pieces']

[Click to view comic: 'Riddle Me This']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Those comics are a lot funnier if you imagine them being performed by the cast of "Hee Haw."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here is the forum I needed to post these in!

[Click to view comic: '599,998']

[Click to view comic: '599,999']

[Click to view comic: '600,000']

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Damn otto Korrect!