Half a Million Motherfucking Comics by gabe_billings 7-21-10

Comic 500,000. You got something good planned? Fuck yeah. It's gonna be epic. How epic? Seriously fucking epic. We got Bruckheimer directing. Matt Damon and Will Smith are starring. ILM is doing the effects. You know you're out of space? Well, shit.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

A retrospective...

100,000 Cmoics! by gabe_billings 11-05-02

What's up? Victory is mine! You realize you spelled 'comics' wrong, right? Well, shit.

Why I Hate Comic #200000 by dcomposed 12-22-03

This probably isn't it.

how'd he hear the doorbell? by marf 7-27-05

greetings! i'm over here welcome to my home! nice day out eh? i'm over here. behind you. almost makes me forget i'm blind and deaf i'm robbing you now

666.41 by DrMorton 7-12-07

Hey, guys! I say, we go for the 400,000th strip on Stripcreator! Somebody come up with a good joke fast! Omg! Omg! Omg! I can´t think of anything! Count me out, folks. I don´t want to have anything to do with you freaks. Grrr? I got one! Also I´m not dead. Here it comes: The Pope, a mobster and a headless horse walk into a barbershop to get their hair cut. The Pope says to the horse: ... Fuck! Time is up!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Since no one remembers the runners up, here was 500001.

Liquid diet. by gvarshikar 7-21-10

Why are you drinking so much beer? I am suffering from flue! So !!? My doc told me have to be on liquid diet.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I should have known it would be Gabe.

I also should have sat by my computer waiting to sabotage him.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I bet with a little bit of technical know-how you could bang out a script that could check for comic 499999 every few seconds and just publish yours at the right time. 

I cheated, but only sorta.  I figure it's totally legit if you just happen to make a comic and it's a magic number.  It's pretty bogus if you publish 50 blank Asian girl comics just to run the numbers up quick so you can get the number you want.

I was sort of threading the needle between the two.  I noticed maybe a week ago that we were getting in 500K territory, and every day I'd take a peek and see that we were only inching toward it.

Last night I was chatting with Brad around 10:30 or so when I looked at the front page and noticed choad had just posted 499998.  So I realized it was time to get to work.

While I did have to pad 10 comics, I made an effort to not make them all total shit.  I kinda like these:

The First Rule by gabe_billings 7-21-10

The first rule of Robotics states that you do not talk about Robotics. You're thinking of Fight Club. No, no. The first rule of Fight Club is that you always bring a dish to pass. Now you're thinking about the potluck on Fridays. I'm pretty sure the Friday potluck is a no-holds barred cage match, and there are no rules. Ok, now you're just being stupid.

Physics Cowboys by gabe_billings 7-21-10

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" No shit, they ain't. Lessen you dial down the containment field and uncouple the mag drives. What the fuck are you talking about? Damned if I know.

Pieces by gabe_billings 7-21-10

Ok, so I've got four bodies each cut up into six pieces. Only five pieces will fit in the trunk at once. Roundtrip to the dump is 8 miles. The car gets 14 mpg, and there's 2 gallons left in the tank. Ok, gimme a second. I'm great at math puzzles. What math puzzle? I just wanted to borrow $20.

Riddle Me This by gabe_billings 7-21-10

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper? And just fucked your girlfriend on your kitchen table? A garbage truck? You suck at riddles. Gimme one more hint.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Those comics are a lot funnier if you imagine them being performed by the cast of "Hee Haw."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here is the forum I needed to post these in!

599,998 by ottoKorrect 11-01-17

Oh my god! Comic number 599,998! Quick, save the next three comics so number 600,000 will be all ours! But you're not a donor, bonehead! So? So, if you save these comics just to save them, you can't go back and edit them later. You need to come up with like five bucks, or something. Did I hear that someone needs five bucks?

599,999 by ottoKorrect 11-01-17

Thanks for the five bucks! You owe me a bottle of mouthwash by the way. Why is number 600,000 so important to you anyway? These numbers don't come around everyday. You're right. It took over seven years to go from 500,000 to 600,000. Geez! It will take almost 30 years to get to 1 million comics at this rate! That's assuming RCLG and ragu_4_bacon keep making comics at the rate they do!

600,000 by ottoKorrect 11-01-17

Comic 600,000! Again, it's not that big of a deal. 500,000 maybe. 750,000 maybe. 1 million of course. But not 600,000. Well at least gabe_billings can't take credit for it. So? So, it's a moral victory. When did morals ever come into play here at stripcreator?

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Damn otto Korrect!