Zmann I started this competition just for you so you better fucking participate!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anyway...I have absolutely no idea what theme to pick for this contest so I'm just gonna google "world's worst" and pick something that shows up on the front page.

*drumroll*

aaand the theme for WW76 is the World's Worst Wedding DJ! Thank you google you're sooooo helpfull!!

The usual rules don't apply for this contest so photoshop all you like (nobody will though ;_;), recycle old comics, and feel free to post an epic 100 part series that nobody (but me) will bother reading.

I'll judge this bitch when it's good and ready. That is all.

I've been waiting for this moment for far too long.  Bless you, RCCOLAMAN.

You're A Sick Demented Man, British Guy With An Uneven Stare by ZMannZilla 7-30-10

C'mon, please. I cannot believe you would ask me to do such a thing! I swear, it's the only time I'll ever ask you to. No! It's horrible and I won't let you hurt me, just for the sake of your sadistic needs! Please. You're the best wedding DJ in town, and I can't let her dad know I forgot to book one for the reception tomorrow. I'll even pay double. And you ask this of me now, knowing I can refuse you nothing after we make love? YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE GAY IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

WW 76: Chel-Shocked

I still don't see what the big deal was. "Daddy's Getting a Blowjob in the Back Hall" is a great song. That's true, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED IT AT THE CLINTON WEDDING!

by kaufman, 8-01-10

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sigh...bump  (contest is still open fellas and non-fellas!)

WW76 - World's Worst Wedding DJ by lukket 12-08-10

Are you mad at me for playing Weird Al's "I'm Fat"? No... a bit but that's not it. Was it that I played the song that was mine and hers when we dated? No, but you're getting close. Oh. It was the part where I forced my penis into her mouth during the song?

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Mouse In Da House by DrMorton 12-26-10

As your wedding DJ I see it as my responsibility not to cater to the lowest common determinators preferred by mediocre minds but to prove that I am a man of impeccable taste and educated style. So I prepared an exclusive three hour mash up mix of Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" and Karl-Heinz Stockhausen's "Song of the Youths in the Fiery Furnace". Start dancing, you morons!

Okay now we're rolling!!  We've got four terrific entries in the running but I demand more! MOOREEE!!!!!! So I'll give this contest another week to percolate in your gooey brains before I declare a winner(I feel so godlike right now!--Weeeee!!!)

Here's a picture for some inspiration:

Porkman & Finchy Are Total Crap At Being Wedding Planners by ZMannZilla 12-29-10

Holy Cursewords, Porkman! They kicked us out without paying! Porkman worked so hard on centerpieces and was a diligent DJ! Why is all this hate for Porkman? Porkman, I'm medically brain-dead, and even I know that "Du Hast" is not appropriate wedding music. WORDS ARE NOT IN ENGLISH AND PORKMAN HAS A DANCE FOR IT!!! THESE ARE IDEAL CRITERIA FOR WEDDING MUSIC!!! It's a German song about hate. That's pretty offensive music for a Jewish wedding. ACK! ALSO PORKMAN IS MADE OF PORK!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ihope I'm not too late..I just joined and think this site is awesome!

No Escape for Mr. Roboto by LameLoLsCatt 1-01-11

Yea! This my jam!...♪Domo...Domo♪ No, not this song again What's wrong? Every wedding DJ plays this damn song and it just brings back haunting memories of my time as a prison guard. But it's so catchy Kilroy! You used me!

Alright kiddos it's time to end this contest!!

First I just want to thank everyone that took the time to enter, I know these aren't the most popular competitions anymore so I really appreciate it!!

With that out of the way, it's now time to name the winners

2nd runner up goes to DrMorton for his great enty

Mouse In Da House by DrMorton 12-26-10

As your wedding DJ I see it as my responsibility not to cater to the lowest common determinators preferred by mediocre minds but to prove that I am a man of impeccable taste and educated style. So I prepared an exclusive three hour mash up mix of Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" and Karl-Heinz Stockhausen's "Song of the Youths in the Fiery Furnace". Start dancing, you morons!

1st runner up goes to ZMannZilla for this excellent entry

You're A Sick Demented Man, British Guy With An Uneven Stare by ZMannZilla 7-30-10

C'mon, please. I cannot believe you would ask me to do such a thing! I swear, it's the only time I'll ever ask you to. No! It's horrible and I won't let you hurt me, just for the sake of your sadistic needs! Please. You're the best wedding DJ in town, and I can't let her dad know I forgot to book one for the reception tomorrow. I'll even pay double. And you ask this of me now, knowing I can refuse you nothing after we make love? YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE GAY IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!!!

 ...And I'm pleased to announce the winner of WW76.....

lukket!!!

WW76 - World's Worst Wedding DJ by lukket 12-08-10

Are you mad at me for playing Weird Al's "I'm Fat"? No... a bit but that's not it. Was it that I played the song that was mine and hers when we dated? No, but you're getting close. Oh. It was the part where I forced my penis into her mouth during the song?

Thanks for playing folks!