This CC is about inventions, existing or non-existing ones - like in my own examples below.

Bonus points if your inventions can talk and for each explosion.

Old comics accepted, but new ones preferred!

Will judge whenever I feel like it but not before next weekend.

Objects and People46: Resurrection by 100Faces 7-21-07

Double agent Trevor attempts to trick Jesus into trying out his latest invention ... Come on, Jesus. Please, for Christ's sake! I'm not going to step inside your stupid Resurrectionator. It probably hurts. Good heavens, no! It just tickles a little, for God's sake. Jesus, if it doesn't work with you, it won't work with anyone. You sure don't want to ruin the experiment, do you? If it's an Resurrectionator, that means you have to kill me first, right? God forbid, no! The machine does that automatically. Alright, I'll do it. But only if thou stoppeth making wrongful use of my name, sir.

Absolutely Dangerous by 100Faces 10-02-10

They're absolutely dangerous and highly addictive. Repeated con-sumption leads to social isolation because children stop playing with the neighbour kids. They shape our values in non-predictable ways and are a distraction to school and work making users retreat into an artificial world. I'm glad that young people see the dangers of video games, too. What do you mean? I'm talking about books for Christ's sake.

CC 462: Tub Tiaw, Treehs Ermo!

Clucky's efforts to explain his issues with the Inside The Egg Scrambler to Ron Popeil ran into predictable difficulty. Rm. Plipeo, cnies tribh I heav neeb nublae ot skepa ni trocheen snetcesen.

by kaufman, 10-03-10

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kaufman wrote:

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CC 462: Tub Tiaw, Treehs Ermo!

Clucky's efforts to explain his issues with the Inside The Egg Scrambler to Ron Popeil ran into predictable difficulty. Rm. Plipeo, cnies tribh I heav neeb nublae ot skepa ni trocheen snetcesen.

by kaufman, 10-03-10

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RCL no. 2363 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-10

What's new, Stickboy... I've invented a online social networking site. You mean, like Facebook? Yes, except the membership is comprised exclusively of ex-girlfriends who are complete bitches. What do you call your website? Cunt-Facebook.

SPUNKMASTER MARK IV by AngryAmerican 6-19-06

Attention male chronic masturbators! Are you tired of mopping up semen after masturbation? Sickened by the wasteful uselessness of spent spunk and the awful, shameful mess it creates? Well those days are over!!! Introducing the SPUNKMASTER MARK IV! The revolutionary device that will forever change your disgusting post-orgasm cleanup rituals! The SPUNKMASTER MK IV takes your filthy discharge and transforms it into a variety of handy household byproducts! Right before your very eyes!

SPUNKMASTER MARK IV by AngryAmerican 6-19-06

Yes, if you masturbate more than once a day, you're just throwing money away! With the amazing range of products that can be made from your man-goo, you'll wonder have you ever made it without one! Things like a powerful adhesive glue. Perfect for thousands of household applications! A commercial grade lubricant. Ideal for ball bearings, automobile chassis, and as a motor oil supplement! A heavy duty sun block! A soothing anti acne facial cream. Nutricious and delicious pet and baby foods! Sound too good to be true? Listen to some testamonials!

SPUNKMASTER MARK IV by AngryAmerican 6-19-06

Before i got my Spunkmaster, i was wasting several rounds of my man-ammo per day. Now runnin em out is a full time job and i have my own line of aircraft adhesives. Thanks Spunkmaster!!! I was outta work and the bills were pilin up. Then i got myself a Spunkmaster and with the money we saved on pet food and baby formula alone, i was able to get an Xbox 360!! Thanks Spunkmaster!! It took me awhile to dial in the Spunkmaster to create the perfect tzaziki sauce, but when i got it right my Gyro business took off! And no more stepping on crunchy socks! Thanks Spunkmaster!!

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 2367 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-05-10

Do you like my new invention? What invention? A new light bulb... It uses 100% less electricity than a standard light bulb. Yeah, but it doesn't emit any light! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SUCH A NEGATIVE CUNT TOWARDS ANY OF MY IDEAS? BECAUSE YOUR IDEAS FUCKING SUCK, ASSHOLE!!

In the Beginning by four_legged_tripod 10-12-10

So on my visit to Thailand, I saw these two 12-year-old Asian girls just standing around and came up with a great new idea for a website! Awwww, man. Does it have to be about two 12-year-old Asian girls?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Retro-active Abortion by edoggydog 10-12-10

Check it out... I've just invented a time machine. Groovy! It only goes to the time date of October 1, 2010 at 2:36 P.M.. Wait. That's only eleven days ago. What's so significant about that date and time? That was exactly one minute before DrMorton picked 100Faces as the winner of CC: 461. I'm going back in time to KILL DrMorton... ...before he can pick 100Faces so we're not stuck with this lame-ass contest. Geniousness!

Well, seems like some of you are getting bored. I'm still convinced it's not my fault, but I promise to announce a winner as soon as there are ten entries. So hurry up and give it a try!

100Faces wrote:

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Well, seems like some of you are getting bored. I'm still convinced it's not my fault, but I promise to announce a winner as soon as there are ten entries. So hurry up and give it a try!

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http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/UncleTerwilliger

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I don't know how to post a comic on here that I didn't just make.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

CC462 Reply to edoggydog's "Groovy! - Retro-active Abortion" by 100Faces 10-13-10

Now wait, Faces! What are we doing here in the middle of the night in front of edoggydog's house? What do you mean we gotta re-programme his time machine? Sssht, Doc! This way we can go back to Oct. 12th - one minute before he made his comic. The machine will never be made and he can't go back in time to kill you and annul my CC win. But if we go back in time and destroy the time machine that took us to the past, we'll probably be trapped in an eternal time loop, Faces. But that's the only thing we can do, Doc. Believe me! Maybe there will be a few explosions, but ... Explosions, Faces? Then you will win your own CC by bonus points and this may affect the time and space continuum in even more unpredictable ways. Don't, Faces, d.... Uuuugggghhhh! I will announce the winner yesterday, The winner is 100Faces. I will announce the winner yesterday. The winner is 100Faces. I will announce the winner yesterday and the winner is 100Faces. I ...

Don't know what happened now. Maybe that's got something to do with the time loop. And just to avoid any misunderstandings, I didn't just let me win my own CC. as I said, two more entries and it's over!

I don't know where to end the word 'bananana' by PennyDreadful 8-25-10

I thought they couldn't make beer any better...then Coors went and made those mountains blue when it's cold. I don't think that my species has learned everything we can from hick's asses yet. Hey...pretty lady! You have--hic--you have very pretty eyes. Did you know that? I'll tell Kleepklop to warm up the analizer. Where are you going you stuck up bitch?!

Am I too late?

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Shhhh...I know.

EVERY wait person says, "Did you save room for dessert?" by UncleTerwilliger 10-13-10

Why is that farmer wearing that cow suit!? Wait, it looks like one of his "utters" is actually his...Oh my God! That calf sure looks hungry.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

Alright then!

Thanks to everyone! We have our tenth comic and so it's time to announce the winner. It's been a very close race between AngryAmerican and kaufman, but kaufman comes closest to getting bonus points and so the winner is:

kaufman!

GRONLUTACONSITA

Thanks.  New contest as soon as I, er, invent it.

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