GRINT! by biped 12-12-10

Hey, Mom! There's a brand new TV show coming on called "GRINT!" Can't talk. Timing muffins. Hey, Dad! There's a brand new TV show coming on called "GRINT!" CSI Miami. Fuck off. Hey, sis! There's a brand new TV show coming on called "GRINT!" I know. I wrote it.

GRINT! Part 2 by biped 12-12-10

"La la la, doo dee doo. Let's play with dollies. Deedle dee. Oh look, puppies! La la la la la la, la lala la la la la." What the FUCK?!? I thought you were watching "GRINT!" PFFFT!!! Sally wrote it! It SUCKS!!! Ed...Sally writes screenplays for TV shows and sells them to-- Hold on. Why the fuck is David Caruso playing with Barbie dolls?

GRINT! epilogue by biped 12-12-10

Billy, set the table for dinner. Bobby, take out the trash. Wait a minute...is my name BILLY or BOBBY? I wanna see my damn BIRTH CERTIFICATE! Ha, ha. "I wanna see my damn birth certificate!" WHAT THE--!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

GRINT!!!

You spelled "GRINY!" wrong.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

It's okay to spell things wrong on the Internet.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

MORE GRINT!!!!!!!!!!

GRINT!

GRINT!

GRINT!

If you look into a mirror and say that, GRINT! appears behind you. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If only we could harness Sally's ability to do whatever she wants and use it to destroy all those who oppose us...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'd use it to get free tacos!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Or to bump things!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.