Nobody's reading these over in the other forum, so I'm posting them here too.

A Date With Herbert by biped 12-07-10

Would you like to try the vermicelli? It's supposed to be very good here. Err...to me, the word "vermicelli" sounds like some kind of deadly viral organism that exists in vermin. Oh, my. Well, how about some plain old harmless spaghetti, then? Yes, that sounds normal, I'll have it. I'll have it, I'll have it, I'll have it. Yes, yes, yes. I'll have it. The spaghetti killed her.

A Date With Herbert 2 by biped 12-07-10

Mmm-boy, me for some delicious spaghetti! Yum, yum, yum, spaghetti! Umm, actually, that may not be a good idea. You see, the spaghetti was a bit... err..."off" the last time I dined here. Oh. Well then, I'll order the vermicelli. Can't go wrong with vermicelli, ha ha! Ha, ha. ...deadly viral organism. Usually exists only in vermin.

A Date With Herbert 3 by biped 12-07-10

Actually, I'm not really very hungry. I don't think I'll have anything. Uh-huh...yes. That's probably for the best. Mmm-hmm. Splendid. Looks like a surprise aerial bombardment.

A Date With Herbert 4 by biped 12-07-10

I thought we'd just stay in tonight. And not do anything. Or eat anything. Or move. Fine. Whatever. Natural causes.

A Date With Herbert 5 by biped 12-07-10

I was wondering if perhaps you and I might-- Never mind.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Maybe some of us read them off the front page.  It's sort of like seeing a movie in the theater rather than waiting for DVD or PPV.

Herbert and I have lots in uncommon!

I'm afraid to go to the front page.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Last time I went to the front page I got molested.

I like em. 'Aerial bombardment' was my fave.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican wrote:

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Last time I went to the front page I got molested.

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I always click on a biped comic when I see it on the first page.  I only check the forums for biped comics I might have missed and to comment on the best.  Like these, for example.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks, your comments have made me feel a lot better about this "front page." 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.