Elvis - Hitler, both were well documented closet homosexuals,
Elvishitler I assume is no different, except he's twice as gay and in double the amount of denial. His new found obsession with me having gay sex with KKP is obviously him living out his fantasies, and Elvtler, honestly, I don't blame you, I'm a fantasticly good looking man, truly, I probably appeal to both sexes.
What I say is, you get over this, admit to your dad, your mum, yourself, that you are, a homosexual, once you can admit this and start to rub other guy's asses without blaming it on other people, you can truly be free of this mental anguish.
go free my little queer friend!!
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Dad was flammable