If you hurry you may be able to enter the main Comic Competition as well since the theme of that is Star Trek and Im too lazy to think up a better theme

 

FTC:155 Template by TheGovernor 9-27-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come accross a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact

 

You MAY use different characters in last panel

You MAY use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY replace characters with objects in the props directory

EXTRA RULE!!! You may add dialoge to the second panel if you wish.

Hopefully someone will be able to do something of worth with this.


Enjoy.

FTC 155: "NO SPEAKY ENGLISH?" by bigworm 9-28-11

Captain's Log, while searching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent, I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact . Do you... uh, speak any... oh, how do I put this?... ummm. Do you umm... Damn! This is difficult! okay, I got it... do you... uhh... ... suckey cockey?

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bigworm

FTC 155: Aliens will do anything by iconoclastic 9-30-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact. I am a curative alien. I will oblige your need for a cure. I will jack you off and not ask for a cent.

FTC 155: CONTACT WITH ALIENS CAN BE A WONDERFUL THING! by bigworm 9-30-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact. It appears the alien has a clogged airway. Will attempt oral sex to fix aliens problem. 38 seconds later... Scotty, could you beam down two cigarrettes please?

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bigworm

私は全力を尽くしているが、あなたのコミックは功妙に見ている

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明彦はこちら

FTC by HCRoyall 10-07-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come accross a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact. Strange being! I come in peace! 500 credits for head, 1000 for penetration, 2000 for anal or kinky stuff. This situation is dire! 500 credits for head is highway robbery! And what about Checkov? You friend can join in, but it's an extra 1000 up front.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC 155 by Rabid_Weasle 10-16-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come accross a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact *TRANSLATING..... NUKE-LEE-AR WESS-ELS*

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Poop.

Groovy! - FTC 155: A Period Piece by edoggydog 11-04-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come accross a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact What's your name, little feller I say, what's your name, little feller Say something, you little shit If, you would end your sentences with a punctuation mark, then I would know it's my turn to speak, douche bag!

 

(am I too late?)

First let me apologise, I didn't give this competition as much thought as I would have liked due to lack of time, in fact I think the template comic went through a couple of iterations after posting. That said I thank you all for entering.  The Twofer was a play on the fact there was a trek contest on the main cc at the time and that I tinkered with the format to ask for dialogue on two panels (simply because I couldn't think of anything better).

 

Well nothing says sorry like a shed load of awards so thank you for entering and here they are;

 

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Bigworm

For the Comic:

FTC 155: "NO SPEAKY ENGLISH?" by bigworm 9-28-11

Captain's Log, while searching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent, I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact . Do you... uh, speak any... oh, how do I put this?... ummm. Do you umm... Damn! This is difficult! okay, I got it... do you... uhh... ... suckey cockey?

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic:

FTC by HCRoyall 10-07-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come accross a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact. Strange being! I come in peace! 500 credits for head, 1000 for penetration, 2000 for anal or kinky stuff. This situation is dire! 500 credits for head is highway robbery! And what about Checkov? You friend can join in, but it's an extra 1000 up front.

 Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: iconoclastic

For the Comic:

FTC 155: Aliens will do anything by iconoclastic 9-30-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact. I am a curative alien. I will oblige your need for a cure. I will jack you off and not ask for a cent.

 Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic:

FTC 155 by Rabid_Weasle 10-16-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come accross a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact *TRANSLATING..... NUKE-LEE-AR WESS-ELS*

Most Sexual

Goes to: Bigworm

For the Comic:

FTC 155: CONTACT WITH ALIENS CAN BE A WONDERFUL THING! by bigworm 9-30-11

Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact. It appears the alien has a clogged airway. Will attempt oral sex to fix aliens problem. 38 seconds later... Scotty, could you beam down two cigarrettes please?

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC']

Best Title

Goes to: edoggydog

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - FTC 155: A Period Piece']

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC']

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: Rabid_Weasel

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 155']

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: edoggydog

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - FTC 155: A Period Piece']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: iconoclastic

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 155: Aliens will do anything']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: HCRoyall

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC']

Bonus Award

Goes to: bigworm

For: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 155: CONTACT WITH ALIENS CAN BE A WONDERFUL THING!']

Creativity Award

Goes to: edoggydog

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - FTC 155: A Period Piece']

 
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Rabid_Weasel

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 155']

 

Perfecto Mr Weasel, just what I had in mind.

 

Cheers all for entering

Awesome! Thanks for the win! I will get a new one up ASAP. Apologies for the wait, I had not checked the site in a couple weeks.

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Poop.