Hi,

Had an idea for a comic about the last two dinosaurs in space. 60 million years ago, when a meteor hit the earth destroying all dinoasaurs, 2 managed to escape on a spaceship they found.

so they roam space for eternity, picking up random hitchhikers, looking for a new place to call home.

also, they are motherfucking horrible people.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/JedShepherd/

hope you like STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER.

Jed

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STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 1) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

So Joanne, we're the last 2 dinosaurs in space... I was wondering... fancy hooking up? It's funny you should say that Steve... I've already put something in your drink.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 2) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

Steve man, you look like a Tyrannosaurus WRECK I was up late last night with Joanne, we were kissing and stuff, and you know what happens when you start kissing... you start doing other things and before you know it youre wiping yourself off and.. Oh.. I get it now.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 3) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

Well Carlos, im not sleeping. I've been thinking about this girl and I'm not sure if she likes me or not. We had hot T-Sex the other day but now she's gone cold. You're a ladies man, what should I do? I DO like the ladies... How does she act when you are around? Does she seem to like your company? She pretends I'm not there. Sometimes she calls me Adrian, when she knows full well my name is Steve. sometimes she sets parts of me on fire and steals my food. well... that doesnt seem... You're right. I'm going to ask her to marry me. Thanks Carlos. Anytime.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 4) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

I'm so glad you wanted to meet me Joanne, I... Look, I asked to meet you to let you know it's not going to work between us. Sorry, you're just not my type... Not your type? I'm the only other Dinosaur in the universe! How can I not be your type? I just dont fancy dinosaurs. I'm really sorry. I hope you find someone, but it can't be me. I've found someone else. He is a robot and we are in love. Take care, Bye Steve... And when the information finally reached steve's peanut brain he vowed never to love again. So you'll think about it?

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 5) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

Oh hey Carlos... How are you? Nevermind that Steve, how are you? How are you dealing with the whole Joanne thing? I saw her with her new boyfriend the other day... Really? Did she look happy? Did she look like she was being held against her will? Did that robot scum have a gun to her head? Did she mouth the words 'SAVE ME'? Well.. she looked quite ha... You're right Carlos! I'm going to go save her! Thanks! Anytime.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 5) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

Oh Hey. It's Leon right? You're Joanne's new boyfriend... Hows it going? I'm Steve, I'm Joanne's.. friend. IT'S GOING VERY VERY WELL, STEVE. I KNEW SHE WAS A DINOSAUR BUT 5 MINUTES WITH ME AND SHE WAS A MEGA-SORE-ASS! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... I think she's a Hadrosaur dude. Idiot.

i do realise this should be episode 6 :)

I like these.  Keep up the good work.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Also, just FYI, you can put up to five comics in a single post.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 7) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

Thanks for saving me from the bleakness of space Steve. I only had like an hour of air left! I'm not real. I'm a hallucination you're having due to lack of Oxygen. You're going to wake up in a second just in time to watch yourself suffocate to death. Talking Dinosaur? You kidding me? It's no wonder you ain't got a girlfriend bro.

thanks Biped. appreciated!

I'm just making them as I post them. I keep thinking I've run out of ideas but then I think of another plotline!

any feedback would be greatly appreciated!

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 8) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

On Observation Deck 26, Steve shares a cuppa with George, a retired Postman and now avid metal detecting addict. So I said to Joanne, "I like you and all that, but you're too much in my face. We should go on a break" and she was all like "waaaaaahhhhhh" like crying her eyes out.. She's behind me isnt she? She's behind me right? OH GOD I always put my foot in it. It's like that time I ate a tampon because Carlos told me it was a new type of Flake and.. I killed my wife today.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 9) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

We've been friends for a long time Carlos haven't we? What's it been now, six years? Yeah, something like that Steve. It just struck me that you've.. never shown me your face. I just talk to your tentacle while you stand behind a screen door. Well... I'm embarrassed. I don't like the way I look. People get the wrong idea when they see me... but okay. As it's you... Erm.. Carlos is short for Cthulhu right? Ah...Erm... I kinda miss your whole tentacle thing Carlos. Could we go back to the tentacle thing? I've just urinated down my leg. I guess... I knew you'd be all weird about it.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 10) by JedShepherd 11-20-11

Oh... hey Leon... I was just passing on my way to Medical Bay 4 for some lozenges and remembered how much Joanne loves throat sweets.... you 2 still together then? VERY MUCH SO. WE ARE EVEN MIXING IT UP BEDROOM WISE. I GOT MY ROBOT FRIEND SALLY INVOLVED AND I KNEW JOANNE WAS A DINOSAUR BUT DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A LICT-ALOTA-PUS! She's a freaking Hadrosaur dude. I told you this. Idiot.

aiming to put up 10 new strips today.

i want to flesh out the world of SM a bit more.

Any advice would be great! You lot are the webcomic experts!

thanks,

Jed

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 11) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

..... Yo Steve, I am... Noodle! I am new to this beautiful ship! I was picked up from a Trash Planet on the brink of destruction from a flailing sunburst. Will you be my friend? Carlos. I know it's you. You are genuinely a sub-par puppeteer. Has it really come to this? How did you know it was me? I've been practicing in the mirror all weekend. You didn't even give me a chance to do my song. Because I am a puppet too, controlled by one of your other tenticles. You've been talking to yourself for years and... We need some new friends.

Carlos is my FAVE :)

Jed

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 12) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

So, Dr. Foster told me that if I don't find a new kidney donor, I'll probably die within a few months. I took the liberty of having you tested while you were sleeping and you're a perfect match... Erm... well I guess I have two of them and we have sorta been friends for a few months. Okay. Okay, I'll do it! I'll save your life! It's the kinda thing that will bring us closer as friends! Tony! That's... amazing! You... You don't know how much this means to me! You've literally saved my life! If there is ANYTHING I can do for you to somehow make it up to you even a little bit... Well... I'm doing a little acoustic set in rec room 8 tonight. why don't you come along? It's a touch alt-folk, with elements of indietronica. I'm quite nervous, I could really do with the support... Oh... tonight? Erm... Ah, I'm really sorry... I've got... Erm... Tennis Lessons tonight and erm... I've injured my ear drum in the shower so can't make it... have a good gig though...

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 13) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

"The Dinosaurs were wiped out 65 million years ago in a massive impact event, most likely caused by an asteroid collision. In a matter of hours, the dinosaurs were extinct." Ooh I love this advert! Holidays are coming, holidays are coming, holidays are coming, holidays are coming, holidays are coming, holidays are coming...

stupid steve.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 14) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

Oh hey Joanne. How's things? You know, I've got to tell you. Steve is taking it HARD. I've never seem him like this. I hear him crying through the walls every night. Can't you just get back with him? I mean, he is a good guy.. a GREAT guy! He's got his act together, he's stopped that annoying thing he does with his tail... he doesn't urinate in cups, heat it in a microwave and drink it anymore... I think you should really give him a chance, Joanne... Which one is Steve again?

A SM strip without Steve!

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 15) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

So... I think I understand what you're saying. You're saying that Joanne ISN'T having second thoughts about dumping me? Uh huh. I'm sorry to say. You barely even register to her. And you're saying that there is no point in pining for her as there is no chance she will ever take me back AND that she is happy with her new boyfriend? Yes! Im glad you finally get it! Now we can... You're completely right Carlos. I need to go take that beatbox class on Rec Bay 3 and write a song about our love that she can dance to! Thanks man! Anytime Steve. *sigh*

I'm starting to think that Carlos is actually the hero of the piece.

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 16) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

Steve the Dinosaur travels down to the nearest moon to practice his beatboxing. Bpf Bpf Bsk As any archaelogist worth his salt will tell you, besides the meteor theory, beatboxing is the only other credible reason why the dinosaurs died out. Bp Bpf Dth Tsh Tsh Bp I mean... Who would procreate with that? Bpf Bpf Bpf bp Tsh... HEY. That's really harsh narrator!

sorry steve.

Making comics is great but remember that if you're TOO wordy some people may not read beyond the first frame.  That may, very well, be their loss but a general rule in 3 panel or less comics........less is more.  Keep fine tuning!

good advice ragu4u! I've got alot to say, but you're right. Brevity is best.

very much appreciated!

Jed

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 17) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER WAS ALSO THE NAME OF A BAND ON PLANET EARTH. ooohweeeeoohhh aaaahhhhhh THE VELOSA TWINS STORMED THE CHARTS IN THE EARLY 21ST CENTURY WITH THEIR ONE HIT WONDER 'FUCKERS SAY WHAAAAT?' fuckers fuckers fuckers say whaaaat? fuckers fuckers what what whaaaaat? A SERIES OF ADMINISTRATIVE ERRORS MEANT THEY WERE TRANSPORTED ONTO THE SHIP 'STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER' WHERE THEY NOW SPEND THEIR DAYS JERKING OFF ROBOTS AND PLAYING CONCERTS TO SPACE IDIOTS. ooohhhweeeeeohhhhh ah ah ahhhhhhh

a little bit of SM history for you there! I wanted to throw in some of the things the crew of starship motherfucker do on their down town. They go to gigs... STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER gigs!

jed

STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 18) by JedShepherd 11-26-11

Seriously Carlos. Enough with the puppet thing. It's retarded. I'm not Carlos, my name is Nooooodle! CARLOS! Take it off! Okay okay Steve. I'm just trying to be fun... I'm sorry, I just didn't want to talk to your hand, that's all.

woop woop, the return of Noodle!

Seriously though. Carlos is amazing.