The whole idea of a world without farts and dick jokes is a shitty idea on the face of it. That's why it could never happen... I hope.
I firmly believe that there are always new ways to present farts and dicks in comics and stuff. Farts make people laugh, and that's all there is to it. Some dicks make people laugh, but it's more how we approach the existence of dicks that makes people laugh. I'm not meaning to leave 'cunts' out. They tend to be more ugly than humorous, but they certainly cannot be left out. They also should be washed thoroughly on a twice daily basis, and more if the yeast is in a very active stage. I know it's a lot of trouble for a woman to do that, however, it's also a lot of trouble for a woman to bind herself all up in layers of aroma imbued, stench inhibiting, stain sucking, body fluid absorbing, hair eradicating etc etc, layers of so-called 'clothing'. It would be much easier if they all just stuck to wearing moo-moos. Of course, there is that tacit connection to the cow that makes that a somewhat undesireable option, not to mention the fact that moo-moos are often used to hide odd-ball body types and stuff like that.
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bigworm
