Melvin and Chen by RetardedHistory 4-01-12

I mean, the transsexuals weren't cheap. I guess they're something of a novelty item now, 'cause I swear real female hookers don't cost that much. But to be honest, by the time I realised I was dealing with ladyboys I was so dosed up on methamphetamines, they could've been border collies for all I knew. In fact, I think one of them was. Anyway, that was my weekend. How are you, mum?

Melvin and Chen by RetardedHistory 3-30-12

Tell Chen I don't approve of his jokes. If I had taken his complaint seriously, you'd be out of a job by now. And in prison. I mean...that sort of depravity is unimaginable anyway, but with a photocopier? I can't believe you told on me! That moist payroll report was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Melvin and Chen by RetardedHistory 3-30-12

I still don't know why you won't tell me how your date went. We're blokes. We don't spare the nasty details. Trust me, it's for your own good. C'mon! Alright... All I'm saying is, check first. Head injuries don't always cause amnesia. Therapy it is, then.

Melvin and Chen by RetardedHistory 3-30-12

And then the fisherman turns around and says, "No, but my colostomy bag is!" Haha! Your turn! Okay...And that was the last time I ever went to Paraguay! So how was disjointed punchline Tuesday? A resounding success.

Melvin and Chen is a new series about a jolly sexual deviant and his best friend. They work in an office and get up to a series of hi jinks. Please give feedback!

These were good, well set up, solid punchlines, and appropriate art choices for the gags. Only tip is to try and avoid packing in too much text as it results in the background 'looping' per the first one posted, and a lot of people will skip over anything too wordy anyway.

Keep up the good work :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Good call. Thanks!

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Melvin and Chen by RetardedHistory 4-10-12

I'm thinking the Royal Oak on Saturday. Keen? Actually, I'm meeting my sponsor. You might remember, I developed a slight dependancy last month. "Hmm.." Give me the FUCKING NEEDLE, Chen! I will CUT YOU IN FUCKING HALF!!! Yeah, rings a bell.

Melvin and Chen by RetardedHistory 4-12-12

You look terrible! Bad night's sleep? Yeah. And a lot of weeping. Weeping? Did you watch Sophie's Choice again? No, I have gonorrhea.

Melvin and Chen by RetardedHistory 4-20-12

What the hell, man, are we not friends anymore? What are you talking about? I saw you at that support group for people I've stalked and sexually harassed! Oh, that. That wasn't anything against you... I just really wanted to meet the cast of Hollyoaks!

Them's good 'uns all right, mmm-hmm.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I prefer mustard & biscuits, myself!