I see that poetry wasn't such a big hit with you strippers judging by the lack of interest to WW: 81 .......SO..........YOU GET ANOTHER CHANCE!  Now, now....take that back!  You didn't mean it.  Oh, you did?  So sorry for YOU because here we go again!  This time you HAVE TO use the limmerick form of poetry only sans the mention of one word only...."Nantucket".  That word just makes things too damned easy for you.  The topic, background and character choice is wide open.  Take the imagination out for a spin, why don't you?  Judging will be on Halloween whether anyone enters are not.  I must admit, if no one enters, judging will be somewhat easier but hey, I'm used to non-compliance!

WW82: Sans 'Nantucket' by bigworm 10-08-12

There was a girl with a stinking 'clam- bucket', who showed you what you'd get...  even if you didn't fuck it. But when the stench wafted out... it carried some clout, and it was all the boys could do just to duck it!

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bigworm

WW82: Evidently There Wasn't A Gran From Nantucket by ZMannZilla 10-08-12

WW82: Make the world's worst limerick without using the word "Nantucket"... aaaaaand, GO! Your Grandma got a Jack-In-The-Box sack out... And she fucked it so hard, it blew Jack out! Gran's a gal, how could she fuck it? Well you see, your "Na'an" tucked it! I'm surprised that stretch didn't throw your back out.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW82: That's why they call it the 'can' by iconoclastic 10-18-12

There was a dude with a neighbor named Fran, who sucked his dick while he sat on the can. I know it's kinda' crowded down there, can you get your mouth on it? "Your dick smells like shit," said Fran in a hissy-fit. I know it smells like shit. That's 'cus it's got shit on it! Said the dude "Suck it clean, that's the plan." Listen... I'm not lettin' you out 'till it's clean!

WW82: Calls himself 'Dr. Scholl'!!! by bigworm 10-25-12

There was a dude named 'ragu4u'...   Regarding comics, he'd written a slew!   When asked of his motive, he said... "It's like masturbating,   I do it alone in the dark," And then did it right into his shoe!

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bigworm

First let me say, I was kinda upset by the poor number of entries but it is what it is.  At any rate... the winner is............................It was close between brycekain & iconoclastic but the racist in me made me give to brycekain!

Congrats, dude!

Oh crap, I won? Wow. Get exhausted from too much Halloween, sleep on an extra day, and shit like this happens! WHY, GOD? WHY?!?

Thank you, Ragu. Next contest will be posted soon.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.