Who knows what the right number for any new comic contest is these days?  569 seems like as good a choice as any.

Here are the rules, based on the stupid pun that I came up with for a title:

The first panel of your comic must contain a dog character.  This can be dog-on-a-ball from the "threereasons" category, or either the dog or dog-puppet characters from the "kaddar2" category.  It must not contain the witch from the "holiday" category.

The last panel of your comic must contain the witch character, and must not contain any of the dog characters.

Obviously your comic has to be longer than one panel.

Everything else is up to you.  But it'll help your chances if your comic is funny.

The victor gets bragging rights, and the honor of creating and judging Comic Contest 570 (or whatever crazy number you come up with).

Let's keep this contest short and sweet, or at least short.  I'll judge it Saturday morning, or thereabouts.  That means you have about four days.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Closing Time Leftovers']

[Click to view comic: 'Doggy Style']

[Click to view comic: 'Back Alley Bone']

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Steeeeeeeeve Perry.

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'This is Uranus']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Return of the Space Portal']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Closing Time Leftovers REDUX']

Is it thereabouts already?

Let's be honest: this wasn't my most inspired idea for a comic contest, and I appreciate that you all rose gamely to the challenge.  But whose rising was the gameliest?  That would have to be edoggydog, who gave us this comic:

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Return of the Space Portal']

Congratulations, e!  I have no doubt that you'll give us one of the grooviest comic contests yet.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'The Summarization of an Unimaginative Contestant in One Word']

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Thanks, E!  I'll try to come up with an immaginative comic contest so brycekain won't call it gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

But I love calling things "gay." It's the only thing that keeps me alive :(

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.