I know there have been other contests that award the title to the worst comic. That's what I'm looking for here as well but I want to see the comic that has the worst pun in it. I want a pun so bad that it makes me audibly groan after reading it. I know there are already comics with bad puns in them on this website so if you have one, dust it off and enter it here.

1. Comics must contain a pun within it.

2. Old comics are welcome.

3. New comics are also welcome.

4. Worst pun in my o"pun"ion wins.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

WW85: "Eating that would make my Lily a cannibal!"

DINNER TIME!!! Were having liver! Oh God! That's the worst!

by iconoclastic, 10-13-13

WW85: "Eating that would make my Lily a cannibal!" #2 by iconoclastic 10-13-13

I thought you liked it! Don't you remember the last time we had it... my colon almost exploded? Your colon? No, you're right! It wasn't my colon! It almost made my liver burst!

WW85: "Eating that would make my Lily a cannibal!" #3 by iconoclastic 10-13-13

I remember how difficult it was finding a specialist to treat you! What was her name? You mean the Peruvian liver nurse? I never knew her real name. Sure you did! She lived with us for the 8 months it took you to get better. I know, but I never learned her real name. Me and dad just called her 'Whore'.

WW85: Con Bull & Whore Cow Struttin' Their Stuff! by iconoclastic 10-13-13

I'm a boulevard bull out lookin' for a midnight treat! Lo and behold I see six of 'em hangin' there, all nice and neat. What say you I suck 'em, and make my night complete? They're teats, not treats! Though with milk they are replete. Offer the proper price, and you can suck 'em until your night's complete. *suck... suck...* Oh mama, I've sucked many a fine teat, but with yours, no other udder could compete! Your sweet condensed milk is indeed a treat, and I will suck them long and hard... ...until the sugary flesh of your dangling meat treat teat is all mushy... like lard. Oooeeee! It sets my teats a leaking when you talk to me hard, you good for nothing, sweet talking bovine, boulevard bard.

RCL no. 1415 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-07

...so, then I asks Bubba how his dick grew four inches in three weeks, and he told me he rubs butter on it daily. Well, I didn't have any butter, so I used Crisco. But, instead of my dick getting bigger, it actually shrunk by two inches! Why's that? Because, Crisco is SHORTENING...

aye of the beeholder by arbi 1-23-14

avast! be that a bee ye be holding? aye.

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woof

WW85: I Got Nothin' by brycekain 1-24-14

Wow. This contest has gone on for 3 months now. Wonder why it's taking so long to judge? Oh well... Better latte than neighbor! Who the fuck are you?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Oh, and while I'm at it, this comic just won:

WW85: I Got Nothin' by brycekain 1-24-14

Wow. This contest has gone on for 3 months now. Wonder why it's taking so long to judge? Oh well... Better latte than neighbor! Who the fuck are you?

2 for 2.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Holy shit. Ok, someone is getting blown this christmas.

I'll post omething as soon as I think of an idea.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.