THought this deserved a re-post given it's that time of year.

Schrodinger's First Date by Smurph 5-10-06

Hey darlin, I brought you a present. Its a pet cat. Oh, that's so sweet! Yeah... Yeah... Listen, don't open the box, else it was your fault.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Happy Valentine's Day! by four_legged_tripod 2-14-14

What are you doing home so early? I told work I had to leave because I had a hot date! Oh honey! You did remember Valentine's Day! I didn't say it was with you.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The Best Valentine's Day Ever by biped 2-14-05

Well...bye, Debbie! Come back again REAL SOON! Yeah, sure... (don't hold your breath, dickface...) Omigod, she...she forgot to FLUSH!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S TURD!!! I LOVE YOU, DEBBIE'S TURD!!! *WHIFFFFF!!!*

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy Valentine's Day by brycekain 2-14-14

Did you invent Valentine's Day? No, my son. I am Jesus Christ, your savior and forgiver of all your sins. Close enough.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

It's depressing how far back I had to search for a Valentine's Day comic.

Happy Singles Awareness Day by choadwarrior 2-14-05

Tonight: When Harry Met Sally, followed by Sleepless In S-- **CLICK** Next up: Love is in the Air on-- **CLICK** Christ, isn't there anything on tonight? Don't miss our very special Valentine's episode of **CLICK** This is horrible! ...And now...The St. Valentine's Day Masacre. Ah...History Channel, you'll never cheat on me, will you?