Below you will find the template for the latest FTC.  God & Bigworm only know how I won the last one!  At any rate you must complete this comic in any way you find funny using as many frames as you need.  You're only limited by your own imagination or lack there of.

Good luck and God bless or God damn...whichever HE sees fit!

FTC174: Cleaning Your House by bigworm 3-26-14

Bless me Father, for I have sinned... Tell me about it. Tell you about it??? It was with you! Oh it's you! There was nothing sinful in our moment of bliss. Indeed I was enriched by your teaching me ATM. In fact, God was watching over us. You mean God approves of all that stuff? Oh, that reminds me. He said he would like you to wash your ass a little better before he watches over us again next time.

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bigworm

ftc174: The honest priest (intentionally oxymoronic) by eggsforknockers 6-27-14

Bless me father, for I have sinned... Okay. Just a minute while I rearrange things. What's going on anyway. I have a funny feeling that you're behind me. Yes I am. Can you tell what I'm doing behind you? It feels like something small is being pushed in and out of my ass. You're such a nasty bitch! I want 5 minutes of silence while I moan about you unto God. Then I want you to pull up your nasty panties and get out!

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I like my eggs fried hard!

FTC 174: Lights, Camera, CUT!! by brycekain 6-27-14

Bless me Father, for I have sinned... My sister in Christ, you need to remember that Corinthians says: No temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he... CUT!!! Ok, look. You aren't showing the range of emotion that you promised for this scene. I want to see PASSION! I want to see MOTION! I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to replace you. I understand. STUNT COCK! awww yeah...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WOW...it's been 3 months and this is all the response I get?  Yeah....I guess that's about right.  Anyhoo, judging will take place soonish, kinda!

Thanks to the Three Muskateers who have already bravely gone where others feared to tread!

I am now declaring "brycekain" the winner of this contest for thinking out of the box...or confessional, if you prefer.

As I pass you the gauntlet I am reminded of what Yoda once said to me while on the 1st tee...."May the fores be with you, young grasshopper"!

STUNT COCK!

Ok, I'll have a new contest up as soon as I think of something.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.