Abe Vigoda was mistakenly reported dead in both 1982 and 1987.  The reality is he is still alive at the ripe old ag of 93! 

Your assignment: kill off Abe Vigoda in the most comically-creative way.  Simple.

Rules?  No old comics, but you can "re-imagine" one of yours, or one of some other stripper comic from the past.

Bonus points:  make the death scene part of one of his film or TV appearances.

Major bonus points:  work the phrase "Crabby is a doody-head" into your comic.

Judging when I feel this contest has officially passed.

Good luck and may the Abe be with you!

Here's a starter comic:

RCL no. 4006 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-01-14

Good news, kid... We found a skin donor who's a perfect match! YAY! But... But WHAT? It's Abe Vigoda. SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

Maybe, Abey Baby by four_legged_tripod 4-02-14

Got my homework all done. I had to do a report on Abe Vigoda. My friend Crabby did some research and found that he died in the 80s. Crabby is a doody head. Abe Vigoda is still alive. But that means I would have to change my whole report. Well, you'll have to either re-do it or find a way around it. Okay, Mr. Vigoda. In this Snickers commercial you'll be showing how the new rat poison flavored Snickers bar can affect you. My throat feels funny kid. Is that supposed to happ--- *Ack*

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC576: Method acting by evil_d 4-02-14

CUT!! Good job, everybody. This will be the best Law & Order episode ever. Abe, you were great as the dead guy. You can get up now. Uh, sir... Mr. Vigoda isn't moving. What commitment! What thoroughness! Can you believe what a great actor this guy is? Best we can tell, he played such a convincing dead body that even his own heart believed it. SUCH a great actor!!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC by HCRoyall 4-03-14

I'm coming, I'm coming... Greetings! Our star vessel has run out of fuel; could you direct us to the nearest source of uranium or plutonium? HOLY FUCKBALLS A REAL-LIFE ALI- *HUURRGGK* It was by sheer chance that the gypsy curse keeping Abe alive was dispelled, preventing him from brokering a peaceful contact with the aliens. Did I come at a bad time?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Fuckballs, I did it again...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Vigoda by Humpenstein 4-09-14

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as infinity. It is the middleground between light and shadow, between science and superstition; and it lies between the pit of Man's fears, and the summit of knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call...the Abe Vigoda Zone.

Honest Abe by TheGovernor 4-10-14

Abe Vigoda, it's time to meet your maker You've got the wrong man, I'm.... Mickey Rooney, Yeah Mickey, that's it! IMDB must have our photos mixed up. My mistake, sorry for scaring you. No problem Death, happens all the time, like two peas in a pod me and Mick.. I mean Abe. *Psyche!*

Honest Abe II by TheGovernor 4-10-14

God damn it, I just got back from heaven and that was Mickey Rooney, the boss was not impressed You must have misheard, I'm Jim Hellwig, also known in the Wrestling circuit as 'The Ultimate Warrior', see here's my id. Ok that checks out I guess I'll be on my way. *sucker* Let me get this straight, Mickey Rooney I could understand, but you're telling me you couldn't tell the difference between a professional wrestler and a 93-year-old actor?

CC 576: Don't forget your pickled wieners! by kaufman 4-10-14

It started at dinner many years ago when a little piece of string slipped into his spaghetti. He ate it unknowingly, and the little bit of string thrived in his virile Vigoda juices. It grew and grew, until it was hundreds of miles long, and agglomerated into a giant ball. Abe's body could no longer function, so his relatives came from far and wide to memorialize the great man. Today, people come from across the land to see the miraculous shrine that his perforated corpse has become. We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine ... ... in Abe Vigoda!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I present for your viewing pleasure a Tragedy in two parts:

CC 576: No score and... by kaufman 4-11-14

The White House, April 13, 1865 I'm sorry, honey, I guess I just have a lot on my mind. That's ok, dear. We'll work it out. The next day, the First Lady is dusting off a lamp in the Lincoln Bedroom, when suddenly: You have freed the Genie of the Lamp. To show my gratitude, I will grant you one wish. But remember, I am a bit hard of hearing. A wish? I guess what I really want is to get Abe Viagra. Your wish shall be granted tonight.

CC 576: He died with his Booths on by kaufman 4-11-14

Ford's Theatre, April 14, 1865 Sic semper tyrannis! Ugh! I've been hit! Mary! Who is that man who appeared in our box? He took a bullet that was intended for me.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, time to pick a winner:

It is ragu4u!  YAY!

take it away

Oh, and thanks for everyone who participated!