I have no idea if this has been done before.  If it has, those people are gone.  If those people aren't gone, surely you can do better this time.

The purpose of this World's Worst is to put a spotlight on things that are unfortunately attracted to each other.  I've given you a sample below.

No priests and altar boys or other pedophilia--only Nabokov could pull that off.  And no Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza.  Otherwise, go nuts.

Magnetic Repulsion by AccentuateNegative 4-13-14

So, it didn't work out, eh? Yeah, in the end I guess we were attracted to each other, but just not compatible. Like guns and Florida. Like dancing and alcohol. Like toilet seats and crabs. Like Buicks and handicapped placards.

Oh yeah...judging when there are sufficient entries to make it worthwhile to do so.

WW91: Like young mitts & wrinkly butts! by bigworm 4-16-14

I swear Officer, we were just kickin' it, comin' up with new names for old shows... 'Like hands through a Dowager's ass... so are the Days... Cute... so what happened next? You rang? Oh yeh baby!!! Put all five in... uh... uh... uhhh! Wha...??? She took my hand and well... now it smells like Melba Toast shit or somethin' like that. Put it away! I don't wanna' look at it!

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bigworm

RCL no. 4032 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-16-14

I know... I know... You think our love affair isn't right. But, maybe it's time for you to try a little wrong. Baaaaaaa? Shhhh... Don't kill the erection!

WW91: Like Beverly Hills & Drama Cops by bigworm 4-16-14

I'm placing you under arrest 'Dowager Your fingers, my stinking Butt-crack Hag'! But I'm not the 'Dowager Your fingers, my stinking Butt-crack Hag! This is my halloween costume! Let me get out of it! Aha! We finally caught up with you... eh 'Torpedo-tittied Flirter/ Penis-chopper from Hell'? Oh! My bad! Another costume. Oh My God!!! It's 'Saggy Sack Bag-man Willy Cop-cock Feel-copper Shameless Forced Copulator of Station House Operator Who never...' Excuse me but... if this audition isn't over soon, I'm gonna' shit my pants!

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bigworm

WW91: Ethnic color designation & Pride by iconoclastic 4-19-14

I'm black. You're brown. I'm white. You're pink. I'm yellow. You're right.

In honor of the rules.

WW91: It takes two to tango!

I'm stymied. Shucks.

by eggsforknockers, 4-21-14

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I like my eggs fried hard!

Fair warning: I shall judge this world's worst comic competition like tomorrow.

I hereby declare that the first shall be first.  ragu4u wins it for giving me the mental image of Cthulhu motorboating Phreaky's tits.  That's so wrong, it must be right.

Take it away, Ragu!