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Fifties dad by Injokester 7-24-14

Well Son, in another 50 years we'll all have jetpacks, flying cars, and a summer house on the moon. Wow Dad, that's amazing! Do you think we'll ever have a black man for president? Ha ha Timmy. Only if Jesus comes back and cures the man's skin.

110% by Injokester 7-24-14

We really just dug in deep and gave 110%. Then we dug through, gave 110%, dug out, dug back in, gave 110%. Especially Doug. He really gave 110%.

Accents by Injokester 7-24-14

Ye sound weird. Actually we Americans, along with Canadians and the British all have normal accents. The silly accent countries are Straya, Scortland, Ourland, New Zulland and Seth Efrica. What about homothexuals?

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Bank Shot by AccentuateNegative 7-24-14

I'd like to make a deposit.

Comics about post-game interviews write themselves by evil_d 7-25-14

Tough loss today, Jerry. Where do you think you went wrong? Well, do you remember the part where I threw the ball to the guy on the other team, and then we couldn't tackle him, and he got a touchdown? Yeah, I remember that part. We shouldn't have done that part.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Futbol, to those of us who play real sports by HCRoyall 7-28-14

This is a bad one, Carl. You're right Nick. Think this will lead to an expulsion from the game? What? No! Those are just fans that fell over the rail onto the field. Apparently this is over who plagiarized whose Tweet about how soccer sucks.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ask Danny DeVito by four_legged_tripod 7-29-14

TAXI! hee hee What's so funny? Sorry. I don't mean to sound racist but it's usually a guy like me hailing a taxi while a guy like you drives up in one. Yes. Very funny. Now could you help me? I can't remember where I parked my cab. TAXI!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Like Father... by four_legged_tripod 7-29-14

Uh huh. You realize that "baby sitting" means you literally have to sit on my face, right? Wow! Like, your dad told me the exact same thing. So it must be true! Oh, you'll do nicely.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

It's a good strategy by evil_d 7-31-14

Today's game continues a big rivalry between you and the home team, Jesse. Rumor is you've devised a new play for the occasion. That's right. See, we hike the ball to the quarterback, then he deflates it and eats it. Then he walks to the end zone and craps it out. Then we leave the stadium, find a phone book, look up all the home team's grandmas, go to their houses, and crap on them. Uh... and what do you call this new play? The Aristocrats!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Times Are Tough by four_legged_tripod 8-26-14

Hi! I'm with a local area Youth Center and we are doing a scavenger hunt for the local food pantry. Neat. Is there anything on this list that you might have that you would donate to the food pantry today? I think so. Hold on a second. I'm back. The grocery shopping's done. Great! Just set them on the table.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

ljlj by kirbycats 11-21-14

i like wat i see here but wait the rebel bases forgive them u must

 

ff by kirbycats 11-05-14

i m the ice man o no im melting the face is extra in my hair n ill castrate u

 

fd by kirbycats 11-05-14

billy the bacon world needs ur assistance once more again now!!!!! Aurele my bacon lord i canot leave for i am bound to my home of us desk slaves quichk their is no time u ball less pansy into the vorttex portals at once n even thrice n they were lost forever WAT HAB U DONE