Thanks to 4LT deeming me the latest CC winner, even tho I am a notorious LOSER, I have decided to make this next CC about "The Loser Lifestyle".

Who is the greatest loser you can think of?  Someone who has taken "Losing" to a whole new low, maybe. They can be real or fictional but the strip must show why they have been awarded that status by you.(You just can't use ME)

Other than THAT, there are no restrictions on this contest.  You can use something old, something new, something borrowed or something blue. (BLUE comics do get extra credit, however.)

On your marks, get set and see..... how low you can GO!?

How Low Can You Go? by four_legged_tripod 9-08-14

Hey, pops. Congrats on winning the limbo challenge. Stop it! I know you're just making fun of the fact that I am literally under the bar right now. No. Seriously. I saw you win the limbo challenge they had half an hour ago. Oh! Sorry. Thanks. I appreciate it. Dad! Dad! This really nice man congratulated me on winning the limbo challenge today! Loser!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4280 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-09-14

Who are you? I am the Stripcreator.com Spelling Fairy... Really? I didn't know we had one... Why are you here? I just wanted to point out to the readers that the word "challange" is actually spelled C-H-A-L-L-E-N-G-E. Every loser knows that! Apparently not.

RCL no. 4281 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-09-14

I feel like such a LOSER!! Son, there's no such thing as "losers"... Only winners and those who aren't winners. That would make them losers. Semantics, son... Semantics... (That's not really his son. George needs to increase the prescription on his glasses.) *BUUUURRRRP* Ha, ha... Good appetite, son!

Groovy! - LOSER!!!!! by edoggydog 9-09-14

I may have been cut from the Ravens, but I think I've come up with fantastic endorse-ment idea which I can make money off of my terrible situation... Lay it on me... "Ray Rice-A-Roni". So, what's the hook? The rice is BATTERED... Groovy!

Here's an oldie-but-moldie:

Community Chest by kaufman 3-26-03

YOU WON SECOND PRIZE IN A BEAUTY CONTEST. COLLECT $10. Yessss!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Here's MY moldie...

Self Help This by brycekain 8-10-12

Sir, can I help you? I'm looking for a book that can help me improve my self esteem. I'm feeling very depressed these days and I really could use some support. I don't understand why I can't get a date. And my boss just demoted me down to the storeroom basement. I feel so all alone in this world. Why doesn't anybody love me...? Oh honey, it's because you're uglier than fuck, that's all. Got any books on mass murder?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC 588: Ba da bee buh-bye. by thatsnotfunny 9-10-14

♫ Yo - listen up, here's a story. About a little guy who lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees… is just blue... like him, inside and outside… ♫ Yo - I've listened up to your story. But how big a loser can he *actually* be? He has a Corvette AND a girlfriend. It's a 1975 Corvette Base, with peeling paint and exhaust problems. As for the girlfriend, well… let's just say he ain't got nobody to listen. How could you leave me, Rainbow Dash!!!

CC 588: Erection Day by kaufman 9-10-14

Congratulations on winning CC 588. That comic was one of your best. I know. No bigger losers than Congress, and I managed to pun all 535 of them in one strip. It was hilarious. Just thinking about it gives me a Boehner. Wait, what did you say? I said that just thinking about it gives me a ... FUCK! Of all those losers, how could I have forgotten Mr. Orange Sunshine himself? I'm ruined! I'll be disqualified! AAAAUUUGGGH!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 588: Emasculation Blues by thatsnotfunny 9-11-14

♫ My woman she dun left me… dun left me for *a woman*. ♪ Said that woman was more of a man... ♫ My dog, oh he run away… run away to be owned by *another dog*. ♪ Said Goofy was more of a man... …and then Terry Crews showed up in my bathroom and confiscated my Old Spice body wash. He did refund my money, though. Nice guy.

CC 588: No Porpoise in Life by thatsnotfunny 9-11-14

Wiat a second! I get the username now. There is a button for a "random comic layout"! Everybody knows bat. I live with my parents.

CC 588: Loser is as thatsnotfunny does by brycekain 9-11-14

Ow. Ow. Ow. thatsnotfunny... Maybe if I insult people and be a smart ass without donating a penny to StripCreator? thatsnotfunny... Wiat a second! I get the username now. Thatsnotfunny is a tongue-in-cheek juxtaposition to my really funny comics. No, I'm trying to tell you that you're really not that funny. Also, move out of your parents house. They hate you, too, loser.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain wrote:

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CC 588: Loser is as thatsnotfunny does by brycekain 9-11-14

Ow. Ow. Ow. thatsnotfunny... Maybe if I insult people and be a smart ass without donating a penny to StripCreator? thatsnotfunny... Wiat a second! I get the username now. Thatsnotfunny is a tongue-in-cheek juxtaposition to my really funny comics. No, I'm trying to tell you that you're really not that funny. Also, move out of your parents house. They hate you, too, loser.

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thatsnotfunny wrote:

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I don't get it.  Can you explain what users my comic insults, and then explain your comic?

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Bryce has a HOBBY?  I'm afraid to ask!

I could explain, yes. I could also refute the theory that I like driving people from the site. But instead... 

here's Conway Twitty:

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain wrote:

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I could explain, yes. I could also refute the theory that I like driving people from the site. But instead... 

here's Conway Twitty:

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hahaha, thatsnotfunny.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain wrote:

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hahaha, thatsnotfunny.

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The Conway Twitty defense?  I didn't know there was one.  Or could it just be that "It's Only Make Believe"?

CC588: Let Every Heart Rejoice and Sing by brycekain 9-13-14

♫ We've only just beguuuun..... ♫ LOSER!

 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC 588: Because Applebees Ain't Open 24 Hours by thatsnotfunny 9-13-14

I use Google Groups and Friendster. And Stripcreator. I suspect automatons implemented in 10 lines of code have taken over the forums. They only say "you suck" in some way or another. I make a comic anyway. Because, you know, CAPTCHA.

Nice participation but time is running out, people!  Judging will come this weekend.

CC588:He who in error, verbally assumes the worst.- 1 by bigworm 9-16-14

When you got out of bed quietly last night, I followed you out to the barn. So... you saw me having sex with the sheep? Oh no! I stopped at the door and listened. I thought you were helping it give birth. Well, you were right! I was helping it give birth! So how could I have seen you having sex with the sheep? You couldn't have unless you took some single aspect of planned parenthood out of context, plus I'm pretty sure it was too dark!

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bigworm

CC588:He who in error, verbally assumes the worst.- 2 by bigworm 9-16-14

Something about your story smells more than just a little bit fishy. Why would you say something like that? You know that such a topic is offensive. To get to the bottom of this apparent... Okay, okay... it's true... Thank you. Women and sheep do have that in common.

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bigworm