I was impressed by edoggydog's thoughts on brycekain's series Planet WTF, and his willingness to express his thoughts.

It was also nice to hear brycekain express that he was humbled by the gesture.

I thought CC589 was a real success for those reasons alone. I do think that having my comic picked to win (for whatever reason) was good too, because it gave way for me to sit around and try and think of some good idea for a comic contest, and this is what it gave way to.

CC590 is a direct and unashamed and very similar to a copy of CC589.

It's regarding edoggydog's series Stupid Things/Questions My Fucking Cat asks/says.

So, pick between the stupid things his cat says, or the stupid questions his cat asks, and give your version or take on edoggydogs comic series. 

That's all there is to it.

I'll judge this contest when it appears as though things have come to an end.

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I like my eggs fried hard!

RCL no. 4321 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-14

Here are you your kittens, Mr. Invisible... Oh, goody! Let me take a look at them... WHAT THE FUCK, BUTCH?? THE BOX IS EMPTY!!! They're now invisible like you, Mr. Invisible... I ran them through the machine like you asked. Remember? Oh, yeah. Sorry.

CC590: The Ultimate Fantasy from "My Fucking Cat" by brycekain 10-04-14

In this next round you will be scoring DOUBLE the points! But you will also be facing some tougher questions. Are you ready for Round 2? Groovy! Ok, we'll start you off with something easy. Question #1: Why do you hate your fucking cat so much? WHAT?? I don't HATE my cat! It's just that... uh... just that... um... Oh, I'm afraid you didn't answer the question in time. You know what that means! TESTICULAR TORTURE! Bring in the catnip! *fap fap fap fap * *fap fap fap fap * *fap fap fap fap *

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC590: Confucius Say: Stupid Fucking Cat Has Thoughts, Too by brycekain 10-05-14

Oh yeah, baby! Play with it. Rub it up n down nice and slow. That's it, honey. Oh, right there. Make that kitty purr.   ?   You know what? I'd like to try something really kinky. I want you to go on and eat the kitty. Eat it, baby. I ain't stupid! Ooh. Yummy.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

As you can tell, I have an affinity for cats :-D

CC590: Poor Thing is Just Hungry by brycekain 10-05-14

Meow? Not now, kitty. I'm trying to use the bathroom. I would feed myself, but I'm not entirely independent and I need you to help me so I can eat. I'm very hungry and can't get into the cat food. Can you please help me? I SAID NOT NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT! *clears throat* and I said GET ME SOME KIBBLES N BITS, FUCKER! AHHHHHH!!!! PLANETWTF?!?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Without trying to seem like too much of a copycat, I would like to let edoggydog know (just as he did brycekain), that he is certainly allowed to participate in this contest, and I hope he does.

Well, for what it's worth... I guess the eggsforknockers cat is now officially out of the bag. 

Ah, HA!!

CC by HCRoyall 10-06-14

4AM To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. 5 AM To die, to sleep-- No more--and by a sleep to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. 5:45 AM To die, to sleep-- To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. Oh my fucking God all right already I will feed you!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - MORE Thoughts from My Stupid Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-06-14

WHAT THE FUCK??   ?   EGGSFORKNOCKERS IS REALLY ICONOCLASTIC??? THE ONLY REASON I HANDED CC590 TO HIM IS BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS A NEWBIE!!! What the Planet WTF??? THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME MY STUPID FUCKING CAT THREW UP ON MY $695 I-PHONE, WHICH WASN'T COVERED UNDER THE WARRANTY!!!!!! Shame on you, eggsforknockers. SHAME...ON...YOU!

iconoclastic

I'm sure a good portion of "newbs" are really older members trying something new. I'd do it if it wasn't hard enough coming up with the shit that I do for this name.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC590: See No Pussy, Hear No Pussy by Murica 10-06-14

Can I has cheeseburger? Dear diary, twelve hits of acid and one peyote button in and the cat has spontaneously developed the ability to talk. Unfortunately, this means I must now kill him before he tells the police I've been trying to put the "pole," in polecat all these years.

CC590: The Cats Out of the Closet by brycekain 10-07-14

Eggsforknockers is iconoclastic? I wonder if MY human has an alter ego? Better check his closet. Oh my god. Ok, I can deal with the fact that he likes dressing in all black, but a beret? That is NOT groovy.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 4325 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-07-14

Morris..? Oh, he's mainly a house cat, but I let him out on weekends. Here's the money and a copy of the house key. I figure he deserves time to himself to roam around town and satisfy his natural feline curiosity. I'm always gone on weekends, so that would be the best time to do it so as not to raise suspicion on me. I mean, what kind of trouble could a stupid house cat get into out on the streets? Make it look like home-invasion robbery/rape/murder.

Groovy! - It's Not What You Think by edoggydog 10-08-14

Yesterday, I kicked TOBOR's ass in "cornholing"... DAMMIT! TOBOR MISSED THE HOLE AGAIN!! That's nine games in a row I've won... Pay up, bitch! *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole It's not what you think*.

Real Life: The Joys of Owning a Cat by four_legged_tripod 10-09-14

Hello! I want to be petted. Get over here and pet me. I'm right here. I know you can see me. Fine! Looks like I'm gonna have to come to you. I'll do it, but you'll pay for it! Oh, yeah! Pet me bitch! Seriously? Why do you always make me look at your asshole when I'm petting you?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Okay, I can tell this contest is over. It would be nice if the Comic Overlord experienced a little humbletude like brycekain did. But, putting the desire to impart humility aside, and with gratitude (similar to humility) to all entrants, it came down to two comics by brycekain and four_legged_tripod.

brycekain's entry caused me to laugh because I didn't expect it to end in *fapping*. I was caught off guard and enjoyed it.

four_legged_tripod's entry caused me to appreciate his observational skills regarding cat behavior (as did HCRoyall's), and/or butt that he uses them to look at his cat's ass.

So brycekain is the winner of CC590. I was afraid that if you didn't win you might become an angry american, who knows? Lord, vote Dick... you get Nixon, nothing to be mad about. Maybe being someone else is somewhere in your future.

Congratulations!

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I like my eggs fried hard!

PlanetWTF??? I am once again humbled, humiliated, and farting through my high pitched squeeling. I loved most of the entries and thought everyone did very well (except that BryceKain guy. He's a douchebag.)

I'll have a new contest up asap. 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.