According to this page, the number 591 can have something to do with angels (I didn't read it all cause I don't care.) They go on to say:

"Angel Number 591 asks you to trust the messages you are receiving intuitively (from your gaurdian angel) as they are guiding you towards making positive life changes that will assist you with your Divine life purpose and soul mission."

So this comic contest will be about gaurdian angels. Did a celebrity die recently and become someone's worst gaurdian angel? Did Hitler die, but become the greatest guardian angel that ever (lived?) Does an angel help someone win the lottery, but with dire consequences? Use these ideas or come up with your own! You get the gist.

Old and new comics excepted. Let the games begin!

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Wanting to be Touched by an Angel by four_legged_tripod 10-13-14

What the hell happened to you? It's my guardian angel. Everytime I'm about to do anything, he distracts me and I hurt myself. He's here if you want to meet him. What's up pops? He distracts you because he makes annoying 9 year old boy comments? No. Because I'm a pedophile.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4330 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-13-14

You're my guardian angel? Yes... But only from your waist down. That doesn't even make sense. Sure it does... My job is to protect you from contracting an STD, like herpes or chlamydia or whatever... Now, in order for me to properly do my job, I just need to take a peek at your crotch. I don't know... Something doesn't feel right about this. DROP TROU, YOU FUCK!!!!

Groovy! - Closing Time: Angels or Some Shit? by edoggydog 10-13-14

I really don't care... You choose. Groovy!

CC591 by Murica 10-14-14

Bob, your angel hair pasta is absolutely out of this world. What's your secret? Well... Earlier that day. No, Bob, please...I came here to protect you, you don't have to do this. Shut up, bitch, it's time for a hair cut. ...and then you add a little basil.

CC591: Cyberguardian by evil_d 10-15-14

Go get the rocket launcher; it's right around that corner. There's nobody there. >KABOOM!!< You are dead. WHAT?? That guy was not there before! He's hacking the game! Dude, tell him his mom's a whore. I checked her file and she totally is. yor mom = whore Jim, you're the worst guardian angel ever. Clean out your desk. Your mom's a whore!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 4334 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-15-14

You bailed me out, Mrs. Crabbynipple? Yes. Consider me your "guardian angel", swooping in to save the day! Do you have any idea what they do to young flesh like you in prison? It's pretty horrific! How can I ever thank you? Funny you should ask... Mr. Crabby-nipple is away on a business trip and I thought you could come home with me. We'll have some dinner, drink a ton of wine, get naked and- GUARDS!! I'D LIKE TO STAY!!!! Wait. I'm getting to the best part... We get naked and I let you do a full-body cavity search on me, and...

Such a bastard by loftcolour 10-16-14

So I was like, whatever, and he turns around and says to me, like, are you even listening? And I go to him, you're such a bastard, know what I'm saying? I mean, where does he get off talking like that I mean, I know the old Weininger viewpoint, the fixed stars signify the angel in man, and us women have no appreciation for the starry sky, because we have no sense of the angelic in men But he's such a bastard and Shayella, she was there, ask her, she agrees with me, such a bastard and it's not like I want special treatment but I was there for him and he should be there for me innit

CC591: "Yes doctor, our guardian was named Angel." by bigworm 10-16-14

Angel, let this gratuity serve to demonstrate our family's gratitude for your devoted service in the guardianship of our daughters! Muchas gracias senor, and I will spend the money wisely. Okay my stable of bitches, my big pointy nacho says it's time for some 'devoted service'! Please don't kill our daddy! *sob sob* *boo hoo... boo hoo* And please don't hurt our mommy too!

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Cursed and Recursed by kaufman 10-17-14

You may ask yourself, who is the most tortured soul of all God's creations? The answer is Paul McCartney's guardian angel. It all started in 1976 when the angel absentmindedly started singing an insipid tune performed by Paul and his band... o/`Someone's knocking at the door, Somebody's ringing the bell ... Wait a minute, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its Wings. I'm an angel, a bell's ringing, and now I'm getting some Wings. And it's THAT DAMNED SONG AGAIN! o/`Someone's knocking at the door, Somebody's ringing the bell ... Wait a minute, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its Wings. I'm an angel, a bell's ringing, and now I'm getting some Wings. And it's THAT DAMNED SONG AGAIN!

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CC591: Guardian Angels come in many colors. by bigworm 10-20-14

Uhhh... Huhhh... huhhh... ahhhhh... ah... ah... ah... I can't take a fuckin' shit! Oh Wilbur! I'm here to help you in your time of need! Just open your ass and let it fall! Thanks Mr. Ed! Would you happen to have a mop? You cut my tail off last time... remember?

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bigworm

CC591: Molly Maid Guardian Angel Service. by bigworm 10-20-14

You gotta' help me quick! I just took a dump on the maid's doorstep, and she's angry! Don't worry, I covered it up with my own sugary sweet angel poop! So after she eats yours, she'll come to mine... and... Indeed, I should've removed yours first! What kind of guardian angel are you anyway? Catch you later! Hi Ho Silver, Away!!!

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bigworm

CC591: USED GUARDIAN ANGEL FOR SALE! by bigworm 10-20-14

Why should I take my hands out of my pockets, you can't hurt me! Where were you dude? My sincere apologies, and it wasn't because youre asian! Some of the best whores in the world are asian. So I said "Mind yer own business chink!!! Plus yer mother's a whore! Dude! You're the bomb!

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bigworm

Going to give this another day or so then wrapping it up. If you haven't already, get thine comics into the contest, dudes and dudettes.

(P.S. - I am thrilled that so many people entered this contest. I'm not sure what I did right this time versus every other time, but regardless I'm glad people are entering.)

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CC591:Ask for credentials! by iconoclastic 10-22-14

Oh Lord, where's my guardian angel when I need him? You rang? Gee Lord, that wasn't very nice of you!

CC591: Clash of the Titans by bigworm 10-22-14

Look what God just gave me for my birthday. Nice, but I like a curved blade! Mine is 'vorpal'. You may be my guardian angel, but I ain't no Jabberwocky! It's just not the same without the cloak and sickle. Fine... fine. You'll get a vorpal blade for your birthday too!

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bigworm

CC591: Clash of the Titans II by bigworm 10-22-14

You don't understand... he galumphing all the way back with me under his arm!!! Fuckin' whiner!

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bigworm

Judging will begin in around 10 minutes.

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And that concludes CC591: Angels or Some Shit. I must say that I am very pleased with the turn out, especially with a couple of new-comers entering! There were several comics that made me laugh out loud, but alas there can be only one. So here we go:

Honorable mention:
Murica and loftcolour - for entering against seasoned strippers and holding your own. Keep up the good work, guys!

Bigworm - for cracking me up, and using the word vorpal, in Clash of the Titans.

Four_legged_tripod - for your reeeeeeally dark (and funny) entry.

Evil_d - yo mama jokes are always funny.

But when it comes down to it, the WINNAR iz iconoclastic for Ask for credentials!

Congratulations, iconoclastic! May your work in CC592 be even more eventful than 591. Take it away!

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Thanks brycekain, I'll post a new contest as soon as I can!

not even an honorable mention?  :..(

I'm devastated!

RCLG and Ragu: I honorably mention both RCLG and Ragu cause I read their comics daily AND they both inspire my PWTF comics. So there ya go :-D

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