So it happens to be St. Patty's Day today and I'm too lazy to put a whole lot of thought into a new comic comp idea. So we'll go obvious and just do comics about the Irish.

Rule 1: The comic can deal with the Irish in any way.

Rule 2: At least one panel in your comic must have an all green background.

Rule 3: Be funny.

That's it.

All losers will be pinched and the winner will be kissed (I won't say by who just yet) in about a week.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

First.

Kiss Me!! I'm Irish!! by Pandeist 3-17-15

Kiss Me!! I'm Irish!! Okay, well then Suck My Cock All The Way Down To The Ballsack 'Til You've Swallowed Every Last Drop While Knuckle-Massaging My Taint.... I'm Irish. Five dollars.... That's half-off for St. Patrick's Day.

Kiss Me, I'm Colorblind!

by kaufman, 3-17-15

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Harping on by TheGovernor 3-18-15

We're having an Irish Party for 'Paddys day, you're supposed to be wearing something green, not any old fancy dress. Well I thought I'd dress as something that exemplifies the Irish experience, so I've come as a Pint of Guinness

Where O'Man Has Gone Before by kaufman 3-18-15

Yes, Captain, this is definitely the end of the rainbow, but I am not detecting any life, nor am I detecting any pots of gold. LepreCHAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

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RCL no. 4626 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-18-15

Can you tell me where I can find a book on famous Irish soberists? Sure, It's next to the flier on famous French war heroes! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Say, isn't one of these panels supposed to be green? Technically, all three panels are green, but RCLG forgot the contest rules and CGI'd in a library for the background.

Groovy! - The Making of "RCL no. 4626" by edoggydog 3-18-15

Can you tell me where I can find a book on famous Irish soberists? Sure, It's next to the flier on famous French war heroes! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...and now I'll just CGI in the library background. Groovy!

The Irish love a good fight. by Pandeist 3-18-15

I've come to this St. Patrick's Day Party as a Pint of Guinness. Okay, well then Suck My Cock All The Way Down To The Ballsack 'Til You've Swallowed Every Last Drop While Knuckle-Massaging My Taint.... I'm Irish. Take that back or I'll pull out my ninja sai and gut you. Ninja sai? Fuck that shit, I've got a sword right here. Come at me, bro. That escalated quickly.

CC607 - St Puntricks Day by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 3-19-15

My Advisor told me to invest in Potatoes. He said I would be Dublin my money. On his advice, Irished everything to make my fortune. It funded my new movie about Irish Immigrants moving to America during the Potato famine. Its called "Starch Trek"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 4635 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-15

...McCoonster, McNigger, McJigaboo, McJunglebunny, McApe, McNappy-headedmother-fucker, McJiggity-jig-jig, Mc- Okay, I get it... I shouldn't call an Irishman any of these names because they are racist. Who said anything about the Irish? Well, I just got a similar list from someone named brycekain. That honky?

CC by HCRoyall 3-23-15

The historical Patrick that would eventually be canonized was a Christian in the middle-to-late 5th century. At the age of 16 he was captured by pirates and served 6 years as a slave in Ireland. After escaping, he returned to his family, and according to the church he returned as a missionary and converted the people of Ireland. What the church doesn't mention is that he did so by invading Ireland at the head of an army and killing anyone who refused to convert. So here's to St. Patrick: Patron Saint of Stockholm Syndrome and Religious Extremists.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Time to put this thing to bed.  Okay, first off, great entries by all. I was swayed towards those who chose to give a reason for the green background which led to these two finalists:

Where O'Man Has Gone Before by kaufman 3-18-15

Yes, Captain, this is definitely the end of the rainbow, but I am not detecting any life, nor am I detecting any pots of gold. LepreCHAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

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Groovy! - The Making of "RCL no. 4626" by edoggydog 3-18-15

Can you tell me where I can find a book on famous Irish soberists? Sure, It's next to the flier on famous French war heroes! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...and now I'll just CGI in the library background. Groovy!

In the end, I'm giving this one to edoggydog. It's all yours now.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

EFAGGYFAG???  THAT COMIC WAS MY IDEA!!!!!

WHAT THE PLANET WTF???

Whatever, RandomCockLickerGay! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!   LOSER!!!!!

I'll have new CC up soon