Alright, it's election time in the UK, and things are turning nasty. Everyone's smearing and monstering and spinning their little hearts out in order to grasp onto positions of power and those juicy expense claims.

So for this comic contest, I would like to see comics following this rule:

One of the characters in your comic is standing for election to something and is making a case for why we should vote for them.

It doesn't have to be for parliament, it could be for the school board, or to be leader of the chess club - it doesn't matter as long as one character wants your vote.

Now get campaigning! 

RCL no. 4682 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-23-15

..and, if erected, I promise that- Wait. Don't you mean ELECTED? Kindly remove your face mask and I'll demonstrate. Huh? UUUUNNNNGH NUUUUUNNNGH!!! I'm, um, electing to keep the mask on.

CC610 : Because you're getting shafted anyway by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-23-15

So can I count on your vote for the "Not getting raped in the ass by an 3ft Metallic Phallus" party? Yep Got my vote I always liked your policies Ive been onboard since the start Im a floating voter, I need some convincing.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC610 : Exposure to the public by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-23-15

So there I was, campaigning my little heart out, on my soapbox in the middle of the High Street And out of nowhere, this policeman just grabs me, cuffs me, and throws me into the back of his van. Apparently, even if you're a politician, the laws on Indecent Exposure still apply

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC610: Customer-elect by evil_d 4-24-15

Vote for me for Candy Shop Customer! Ho ho! You're adorable. But you don't need to be elected to be a candy shop customer. As long as you have money, you can go right in and buy what you want. I found out today that you're a fucking liar.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 4684 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-24-15

Feet-for-Ears hires The Rocker to kick off his campaign with song... ♫ ♫ Vote for Feet-for-Ears... He ain't no fag like those guys in Tears for Fears ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ He'll kick those terrorists right in their asses... Then, not think twice about eating their dead sandnigger corpses smothered in molasses ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ And, even though he has the biceps of Steve Buscemi and the face of an otter... You can trust him to be alone with your sixteen year-old daughter ♫ ♫

CC610 - A Fag, a Pint, and casually racist politics. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 4-28-15

Boss, you know I am not comfortable with this, right? If you dont want your ass fired over sexually harassing the new intern, you'll do this, and shut up. Its not right though. I mean, sexual harassment is one thing, but this could really hurt people man. I dont give a shit. Get the fuck on with it, I dont have all day. Fine. The ballot papers have been pre-populated with votes for UKIP Hiring that hooker as an intern turned out to be more useful than I thought.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ralph's Campaigning Gets the Ladies by Neo11 4-29-15

It all started in 2nd grade If I'm voted king of recess, I will fight to stop the spread of cooties Wow, I would love that. Tommy kissed me on the monkey bars yesterday His college years continued to impress If I'm voted president of our fraternity, I will offer free STD testing to all of the women who sleep over Great! Then I can confirm you'll have nothing to worry about....well, next time that is Even at 87, he's still got it If I'm voted head of the retirement home council, I will demand easy access to more granny panty diapers for the ladies Oh, you really know how to treat a girl. Especially me since I just soiled myself

I'm going to let this run until Election Night itself, on Thursday.

Unlike the UK election, in this contest there has to be a clear winner. And that winner is:

Ralph's Campaigning Gets the Ladies by Neo11 4-29-15

It all started in 2nd grade If I'm voted king of recess, I will fight to stop the spread of cooties Wow, I would love that. Tommy kissed me on the monkey bars yesterday His college years continued to impress If I'm voted president of our fraternity, I will offer free STD testing to all of the women who sleep over Great! Then I can confirm you'll have nothing to worry about....well, next time that is Even at 87, he's still got it If I'm voted head of the retirement home council, I will demand easy access to more granny panty diapers for the ladies Oh, you really know how to treat a girl. Especially me since I just soiled myself

Congratulations Neo11!!

Thanks for the pick. This is my first win since I actually started entering at these so I feel like a somebody now! New competition will be up shortly.