I seem to be pretty good at winning these WW contest and, on the flip side, pretty bad at coming up with WW contest ideas. Let's see how this unoriginal one does:

Summer is upon us and once again it's time for the obligatory superhero blockbuster movies (and comic contest ideas.) This WW will revolve around the world's worst superhero or supervillian. 

Example:

Missed it by a Super String by brycekain 9-03-12

This looks like a job for SUPER TAMPON! And his trusty side kick Gyno-boy! Why don't we get more pussy? You'd think they'd be lining up to fondle our junk.

Old comics are ok. New comics prefered. The winner will receive one free abortion with proof of purchase.

Ready, set, blow!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 4800 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-14-15

Oh, my GOD! Are you some kind of superhero, big fellah? Can we just go to the hotel room and get this over with? Listen, bitch... I'm paying you a lot of money. Now let's try this again: Are you some kind of superhero, big fella? Yes. *sigh* My name is Cowboy-man. I'm able to leap big dicks in a single bound. Take me back to your place and I'll let you ride me like a used tampon.

WW1 by jes_lawson 7-28-15

Help! Someone save me! Stick em up, lady! Hand over your purse and you don't get shot! One! CLICK Two!

WW 2 by jes_lawson 7-28-15

CLICK Three! CLICK Four! Help! Anyone! Quickly! Shut it lady, gimme your purse! I'm not fucking around here!

WW 3 by jes_lawson 7-28-15

Time passes... CLICK Sixteen! Light switches are good. OCD Man is ready for action! Shit, wait! I forgot to clean the oven again!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

jes_lawson wrote:

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WW1 by jes_lawson 7-28-15

Help! Someone save me! Stick em up, lady! Hand over your purse and you don't get shot! One! CLICK Two!

WW 2 by jes_lawson 7-28-15

CLICK Three! CLICK Four! Help! Anyone! Quickly! Shut it lady, gimme your purse! I'm not fucking around here!

WW 3 by jes_lawson 7-28-15

Time passes... CLICK Sixteen! Light switches are good. OCD Man is ready for action! Shit, wait! I forgot to clean the oven again!

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WW 4 by jes_lawson 7-29-15

Good evening Madam President! Here are ten amazing locations I've hidden a bomb you won't believe! Mwahaha! tl;dr Damn you! My one weakness! Fine, they're all under the Washington Monument. I've seen stuff on the Disney website more threatening than you, Dr. Clickbait. Give it up and quit calling! Sorry I'm late, had to wash my hands! Now, what can OCD Man do to save the day? Follow me, you can make sure the furniture in the Oval Office is all perfectly straight.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

RCL no. 4831 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-30-15

Pimpman: Robbinghood! Oh, my GOD!! It's PIMPMAN!!! Yo, put down da box 'fore I pop a cap in yo' ass! But, I'm not stealing this... These are my belongings. I knowz dat... Hand 'em ovah so I can takes dem down to da local pawn shop, beotch! (Sort of.) So, you can get cash to give to the poor? Fuck da po'! Pimpman needz a new set of spinners for da Pimp Mobile!

Alright, I'm going to give this a few more days and then put this thing to bed.

In other words: it's doubtful anyone else will enter, but I don't feel like judging today. :-D

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW 105 by jes_lawson 8-10-15

Time to get my hold-up on! Not so fast criminal! Ant-Man's gonna cut you down to size! AAAAGH! That film was a piece of shit. Now then, lady, about that purse... Jesus! That's a worse mess than Paul Rudd's résume! I'm glad OCD Man can't see this!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

WW by HCRoyall 8-11-15

Bro-Dude! The city needs your help! Bruh! Bro-Dude! Thank goodness you're he- I'll always stop you, Brown-Man! The city council has voted to rename Bro-Dude to Racist-Asshole-Man after he joined a mob of skinheads in beating a Pakistani cab driver to death instead of saving him. Dude! Harsh! I'm totally complaining about this on my Men's Rights Forum.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

An oldy:

Superblind by Beeko180 4-26-09

STOP RIGHT THERE FIEND! Maybe you know I'm here. But if I completely fall silent you will lose all ability to know where I am. SHOW YOURSELF!!!

A newy:

WW 105: Superblind Returns by Beeko180 8-12-15

STOP RIGHT THERE ASIAN FOOD STALL EMPLOYEE WITH AN INABILITY TO STOP SHOUTING! COME ALONG QUIETLY! AH! STEVIE WONDERFAGGOT. HOW NICE OF YOU TO COME AND SEE ME! HAHAHAHA! MAYBE YOU KNOW I'M HERE SUPERBLIND. BUT I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN. IF I STOP SAYING STUFF YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE I AM! AHAHAHA!! REVEAL YOURSELF, YOU DASTARDLY TRICKSTER! NO! I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Mandatory intro text to "teh winnar" announcement:

In the beginning, there was darkness. Fast forward 6,000-ish years later (give or take Creationism and how much you study science) and you have this contest. I'm not saying that all of mankind was invented just so this day would occur, but it did. Coincience? Giorgio Tsoukalos' hair doesn't think so! And now, for added effect, I will cut n paste (and guns n roses) some lorem ipsum for your viewing pleasure... Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Welcome to the jungle! Proin malesuada arcu laoreet rhoncus dapibus. We got fun n games! Proin efficitur elit et nulla placerat, sed semper odio luctus. We got everything you want, honey, we know the names! Speaking of names...

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In the end it came down to a toss up between HCRoyall, Beeko, and Jes Lawson. So I consulted a randomly random Random Number Picker website (link if you're interested) and "teh winnar" is HCRoyall. May the next WW be as awesome as your comedy.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Uh...............................................WOW!