So, in a little over a month I will be well into my third semester of  of a 4-semester nursing program, trying to work full time on top of school, AND witnessing the birth of my first child.

So your task for this contest is to show me the World's Worst Multitasker, so I can feel better about myself when I'm dead on my feet at work and turning in half-assed projects because I had to chose between schoolwork or soothing a baby so I could sleep. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

WWW 106 Swiss Army Jesus! by brycekain 8-16-15

Dear Jesus: please let my team win the big game for little Timmy.... Sorry, I'm late. Had a meeting upstairs. Please, God. PLEASE don't let Farmer McGregor cut off my head... Sorry I'm late. Had a big game to win for the Make a Wish foundation. Oh god... oh GOD... OH DEAR LORD... Sorry I'm late........ IS THAT A FUCKING GLORY HOLE???

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Planet WTF Presents: Pregnant Pause Theater 72 by brycekain 8-16-15

I was in the middle of six different things when your wife came into the emergency room. I'm sorry, but she died. Please pick up her body down at the morgue so we can make room for new patients. I'm not married. I was here for the sex addiction support group. Well, if you're heading home and into necrophilia, have I got a deal for you!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW106: When Was Get-In-A-Bin Day Again? by Beeko180 8-20-15

Why are you in a trash can? It's Bin Day! Show your support by getting in a bin! You tried to wear a pin to support breast cancer and take out the trash at the same time again, didn't you? Did you even put up those posters outside the shop requesting applications for a new employee? If you superglue a pin to your dick can you get it off again?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Beeko wins this one.  I actually forgot I was judging this.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

No worries. I forget to eat sometimes. Forgetting happens to all of us... except Anonymous. They are legion. They do not forget. They do not forgive, either.
I must say that I feel like it is as if I've been handed the Olympic torch with a flame untouched by super sciency stuffs. I better get this thing from WW106 to WW107 before the flame dies out.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll