There once was a strip on SC

That made everyone squeal with glee

So lets begin, the best limerick wins

That's the rules for CC633

Ok, so I looked back over the Comic Competitions and though there's been a few regarding poetry, I didn't see one specifically calling for a limerick. 

The mission, should you choose to accept it: Create a funny comic with dialogue or narration in the form of a limerick.

NO REPOSTS, please create something new.

I'll judge sometime next week.

Go get 'em!

Oh, and extra point for rhyming TOBOR.

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CC633 by HCRoyall 1-26-16

There once was a robot of red, and "RAAR!" was but one thing he said TOBOR He'd plunder your corn-hole until it was torn CORNHOLE And leave you wishing that you'd soon be dead YOU!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 5072 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-26-16

There once was a girl named Devore, who just got cornholed by TOBOR. After a ten-second flurry, TOBOR left in a hurry... ...and she thought to herself: I am such a whore!

I Broke My Limerick Like I Broke In Your Mother Last Night by Beeko180 1-26-16

There once was a comic made by an idiot who was anally retentive about spelling. Potato Potato He tried to get a character to say "potato, potato" but the confusing results were telling. Potato Potato It wasn't until the final panel that he realised that this wasn't funny. So he quickly decided, that as a last resort he'd add in a randomly appearing prostitute bunny. Sex sells. Potato

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC 633: Fill It In Yourself by kaufman 1-27-16

A fight prop that gyrates and whirls ... Is about to run over some squirrels. My attention span's lacking, The next panel's blacking ...

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RCL no. 5075 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-16

Then, she went to her mom's house in Dover! Were you too stupid to know it was over? Well, I'm not very smart... I really need to fart. She even took my dog Rover! *fart*

CC 363: Phreaky and DexXic by kaufman 1-28-16

I've been diagnosed anorexic. And I just found out I'm dyslexic. I don't want to eat You are so frusrdteat, Wihle standerunding me takes on ompyltexic.

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CC633: A Cunning Culinary Linguist by brycekain 1-30-16

There once was a nurse named Jill Hunt Her husband was French and a Runt If you think you might know where this limerick goes, I'm sorry, but you're shit out of luck. Why do I smell tuna on spaghetti night?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Good stuff, so far!

Choosing a winner on Tuesday.  If you haven't posted, now's the time.

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RCL no. 5079 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-01-16

You built an oddly-styled bookcase. It's in the shape of a celebrity's face. Now, this may be the beer, but it looks like that queer... ...who played the piano named Liberace. That's not how you pronounce his name, dipshit.

Last call!

Choosing the winner at 3pm Central Time (US)

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For pure artistic achievement I've got to give a mention to Mr. Kauffman for "Fill it in Yourself" An exceptional comic.

However it doesn't completely follow the rules.

Of the strips that DID follow the layout of the Limerick, the winner is RCLG for the following submission:

RCL no. 5072 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-26-16

There once was a girl named Devore, who just got cornholed by TOBOR. After a ten-second flurry, TOBOR left in a hurry... ...and she thought to herself: I am such a whore!

Very enjoyable.

Take it away to CC634!

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Thanks!  New CC up in a matter of minutes...