Okay, time to judge!
I want to thank everyone who participated (all three of you).
I thought about giving it to makin d bacon, but I have a deep suspicion he is actually ragu4u in **** neato.
Atomiclunch was this close to winning, but in the end brycekain puled out, I mean, pulled it out because his last entry met the CC rules the closest, plus it made me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl.
Take it a way, BK! (wow, I was a poet and I didn't even realize it!)