Okay, the last two CC's touched on the fact the ragu4u quit this website and with zero explanation.  I don't think that's right.  In fact, that's just outright rude!

So, in this CC...  IT'S OPEN SEASON ON RAGS!!!

If, he isn't going to provide the reason why he quit stripcreator, then it is up to you guys create one.

RULES:

1. the nastier the reason the better


2. the filthier the reason the better


3. the gayer the reason the better


4. the despicabler the reason the better


5. no comics prior to this post date


6. photoshops if applicable

Have at it!  We know Rags is probably still checking out the website, so BONUS POINTS for anyone that can get him to respond back to your comic somehow (must provide proof).

Happy hunting!

CC650: :( by brycekain 8-22-16

Why did you quit? It's a long story, but basically... Actually, it doesn't matter why you quit. We would love to see you come back. Fag.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC: 650 by Makin_d_bacon 8-23-16

OK, it's CONTEST TIME again, baby! Just shoot me, please... There's only one catch. It's gotta be about "ragu4u" and why I......I mean, HE left! You're kiddin, right? So how hard can THAT be? Hey! That's what SHE said! And so it begins...

CC: 650 by atomiclunch 8-23-16

Minutes after Ragu's departure... Well, Rags has gone in search of greener pastures. I wonder why he didn't take you, li'l buddy. That bastard! Said he couldn't be seen with me anymore! Something about stripping away the past and getting a hot new Pentium processor. with 16 megs of RAM. 16! Why, I can't believe he'd do that. You two were inseparable and... wait. What OS ARE you, anyway? That's not important right now! Take me home with you! Dammit Ragu! Microsoft BOB! REALLY? You better run! Great, this guy must be an OS/2 snob...

RCL no. 5455 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-23-16

I don't know... MAYBE, I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF CLEAR WHEN I CREATED THIS COMIC CONTEST!! YOU ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BAGGING ON RAGU, NOT KISSING HIS ASS!!!!!!! Speaking of bagging... Is tonight the night you'll finally let me teabag you? With what? Your penis?

Well RCLG, I see where you're coming from. However, since "funny" is anathema to the Atomiclunch oeuvre I can only provide...

The truth. Sorry Raggin_D_Baggin but I guess it had to come out sometime.

What Rags claims happened:

CC: 650 - One version by atomiclunch 8-24-16

After a few drinks at T. Martooni's Looks like you got me into your place, stud. Let's go into the other room and play doctor! You bet, babe! I'll introduce you to the Big One! Several exhausting, sweat-filled hours later... Holy toledo! That was the most amazing sex I've ever had! I'll be your slave for eternity! Damn skippy, sugar. Hope you don't mind that I screamed my own name. After all, I AM awesome! About a half an hour later... You. YOU will find that ragu4u bastard and we will make him pay for what he did to my beautiful daughter. I'm all over it, boss! Nowhere on this planet will be safe for him!

The actual events:

CC: 650 One version - Ass by atomiclunch 8-24-16

After a beer at Al Coholic's... Looks like you got me into your place, stud. Let's go into the other room and play doctor! *urp* You bet, shweetie! Lemme show you my shtuff! Approximately 58 seconds later... There's plenty more where THAT came from, studmuffin. Gottagobye! 29 seconds prior... I don't care where he runs to! Find him! She's 49 and this was her first time! She may not GET another chance! He's marrying her ass! I'm all over it boss! Even plastic surgery won't hide his ass from us!

Wow...  Either everyone likes Rags and don't want to bag on him -OR- barely anyone likes Rags and they couldn't be bothered to submit a comic.

I'll give it the weekend and judge on Monday

CC650:138 by brycekain 8-25-16

You're a god damned, no good, stinking, penny-pinching, 3rd-nipple-sucking... ...aids infected dildo with zika riding on top like a cotton pony while drinking a Zima!! Now will you come back? As Ragu's lawyer, I have advised him to finish masturbating before answering anymore questions.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC650... Reaching Ones' Potential by Makin_d_bacon 8-27-16

So...are YOU too gonna try and win a comic contest off of MY suffering? Yikes! This HAS TO BE that ragu4u dude! Well answer me, swine, before I wring your porky neck! Geez, fella...next time go with the "Sanka"! Oh God...it's true. I've become less than an after-thought! Cheer up, sport! The world NEEDS its doormats, too.

Okay, time to judge!

I want to thank everyone who participated (all three of you). 

I thought about giving it to makin d bacon, but I have a deep suspicion he is actually ragu4u in cock neato.

Atomiclunch was this close to winning, but in the end brycekain puled out, I mean, pulled it out because his last entry met the CC rules the closest, plus it made me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl.

Take it a way, BK! (wow, I was a poet and I didn't even realize it!)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, BRYCEKAIN!!!

YOU'RE DA WINNER!!!!!!!

TAKE IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. Right. New one soon. Etc and stuff.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.