Ok. My first time. Be Gentle. Just come up with the worst pick-up line you've heard or used. Old or new comic I don't care. Winner will be anyone who gets me slapped when I try it out.

Toe the Line by four_legged_tripod 4-27-18

Hey sweet thing. You remind me of my pinky toe. Why's that? You're small, cute, and later tonight, I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Casanoway by atomiclunch 4-27-18

Hey babe, are you linguini for me? 'Cuz I am Ragu4u. *gasp!* homminahomminahommina! Oh baby! It did NOT happen that way! Yes it did.

WW: 119 The Bird Brain by Makin_d_bacon 4-28-18

Phreaky, huh? Well, Phreaky...got any hobbies? I do like bird watching! Ya mean you follow the birds like the ones that always go back to Capistrano, eh? Absolutely! Then, after I said..."I really love gals who are into "Swallowing"!...she started slapping me & then she called you guys! Go figure....

The dating pool. by atomiclunch 4-29-18

Finding himself single, our hero (ill-advisedly) decides to go for the... "Gusto". Let's see how he's doing. So uh, hey baby, what's your sign? "Road Ends In Water" Guys, quick! "Road ends in water", is that good or bad? Be right back, skinny-tie! Just gotta get the motor running! A short drive later... I wonder when we commence with the Tonsil Hockey.

WW 119: Burka Burka by brycekain 5-06-18

Welcome to the mail room, David. We're so glad to have you on board with our team! Do you have any questions for me? Um... ok, this is going to sound a little weird, but... can I eat your pussy while I cum on your leg? Wait, what?! Why on earth would you say something like that to me? I'm sorry. My best friend gave me some pick up lines, but they seem to be useless. Yeah, no. You can't work here anymore. That's the last time I take advice from my neighbor's dog.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Comedy Bang Bang by four_legged_tripod 5-08-18

That really wasn't very nice, what you said to me. I'm sorry. I thought you were a school. A school. Yeah. You're not a school? No. Damn. I really wanted to shoot some kids in you.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I will be announcing a winner sometime next weekend. So far I am pretty impressed with the quality if not the quanity of the entries.

WW19: Picking Up Some Cereal, If You Catch My Drift by ZMannZilla 5-21-18

You must be a bowl of Total. Obviously not, but go on. Because you got 100% of what I want and I wanna put my milky goodness all over you. Aaaaaaand YOU must be a bowl of Lucky Charms. Because I'm so sweet? Because you seem like you'd be happier in a child's mouth.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

It's time for the decision we have all been waiting for with bated breath. Technically I did unbate mine last night but bated it was for quite a while. The winner of WW #119 is Four_Legged_Tripod for the masterful and insightful Toe the Line. There were several excellent comics to choose from but choose I did. Anyway it's Saturday afternoon and those beers aren't going to drink themselves and hopefully someone will end up getting banged on the coffee table before the night is over.

Russman

The worst of the worst, huh?  Okay.  I'll take it.  Give me a minute to to think of something for 120.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke