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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Hooray, I get a landmark CC! And dammit, it's a landmark that basically BEGS to be about The 700 Club...

I really want to resist it, but how can I?

Make a new original comic about one or more of these topics:


  • Why it's called "The 700 Club"

  • What Pat Robertson does with all that money

  • God, Jesus, or The Devil meeting Pat Robertson

  • Pat Robertson's ****


Manage to combine all 4 and I'll be impressed.

Your donation of a funny 700 Club comic is very appreciated, and as thanks to our top donor we'll send a tote bag full of Bible verses. Or maybe just the rights to host CC701.

In Jesus, name, AMEN! Now let's get stripping!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

8-18-18 1:21pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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8-18-18 4:10pm (new)
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Makin_d_bacon
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CC: 700 "Charter Members" by Makin_d_bacon
8-19-18
I'm gonna call it "The 700 " Club! You Like?
I don't know Pat. Let me run it by the guys!
I say we let him start it up! The worst he can do is make a fool of himself!
I agree. Besides, he's half way there already!
It's settled, then! What the heck, even if he DOES fail we still got the "vig" coming in from Jim & Tammy!

8-19-18 6:26am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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8-21-18 11:04pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Seriously? "Pat Robertson's ****" is too hard a topic?

I'll give this one a few more days.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

8-27-18 11:12am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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The 700 Club by four_legged_tripod
8-27-18
January 20, 1966 pitch meeting
Okay Mr. Robertson, I'm following so far, but why "the 700 Club"?
We added my IQ with twelve others creating the show and got 700. Plus, all the money will go to funding 700 hobo fight clubs around the world.
I like it, Pat, but you look too good. We need someone more ugly and wrinkly to host the show.
I'll be back tomorrow with the perfect host!
24 hours later
Hi! I'm Pat Robertson's ****.
Hey, God! We got a winner!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

8-27-18 1:50pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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ZMannZilla wrote:

Seriously? "Pat Robertson's ****" is too hard a topic?


Au contraire.  It's probably too limp.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

8-28-18 5:41pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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8-29-18 9:26pm (new)
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atomiclunch
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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CC 700: "The 666 Club." by atomiclunch
9-02-18
Sin is bound in your heart and loins, Mr. Chen but lo, the approaching rod of correction shall drive it far, far from you.
What? That? You call that a "rod"? Let me have it, then! I'll even think some impure thoughts about that rack of yours, sis! Just to make it fun for ya!
heh
Where did they even GET Pat Robertson's ****? I swear, it was like being beaten with a 2-inch limp telephone pole.
Well, now you know what sex with you is like.

9-02-18 4:25pm (new)
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atomiclunch
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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CC 700: Reaching the quota for **** jokes. by atomiclunch
9-03-18
Reverend Pat! This is hardly the appropriate place to be with your **** out. Again.
*hanh* *hanh* can't help it. just read news *hanh* about Malaysia...
You mean about those two poor women who got caned?
HUUUUUNNNGGGHH NUUUUUNNNNGGH!
So was it the lesbian sex or the caning that got Little Pat's attention?
Yes. Now please mop that up, sister.

9-03-18 10:06am (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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Yessss, more Pat-****. All the Pat-**** I crave.

Giving this one more day and then all must prepare for Final Judgement.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-03-18 7:03pm (new)
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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature

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After some soul searching and prayer, I picked the comic that The Lord commanded me to pick:

RCL no. 6319 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-21-18
Circa two years ago:
Hey, Rags... It's Brad from stripcreator.com.
Oh, hey, Brad... What brings you to my humble abode?
I got your email requesting I delete all of your comics. I found the email so unbelievable, I decided to ask you in person if you really want me to do that...
Yes, please do... I've been watching The 700 Club these last few days and I've decided to give my life to the Lord! Those comics are a reminder of my sinful past.
Maybe, I should just archive them for awhile just in case this is a phase you're going through, yes?
This isn't a phase, Brad. I want you to delete them now... Jeez, you act like I'd be regretting this decision in a week or so!

RCLG is blessed with the rights to CC 701.

Go in peace, AMEN.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

9-04-18 8:29pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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ZMannZilla wrote:

RCLG is blessed with the rights to CC 701.

Go in peace, AMEN.


Thanks!  I feel so heavenly being picked!  Wheeeeeeeee!

Now, comes the hard part (that's what he said), picking the next theme.

I may need a few days...

9-04-18 11:01pm (new)
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