Russia was banned from officially competing in the 2018 Winter Olympics because the entire country's Olympic program had become embroiled in a state-sponsored doping scandal.  Some athletes, however, were allowed to compete under a generic flag.

Surely the country's athletes were appropriately chastened by this measure, and stayed scrupulously clean throughout the games?  Haha, no, of course not.  One of them even tested positive for drugs after being photographed wearing an "I don't do doping" shirt.

What's your reason to hate Russia?  Is it because they undermine democracy in other countries?  Because they outright stole part of another country and got away with it?  Maybe it's because of the Great Purge?  For me, it's because they're always spamming my web sites.

The more reasons you have, the better, because then you'll have more to write about in this comic contest.  Tell us how you really feel, as long as how you really feel is that Russia sucks.

Judging will take place by the end of the month.  Winner runs CC708.

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CC: 707 "Juiced" by Makin_d_bacon 11-24-18

Olympic Training Regimen in Russia... I want to be Olympic body builder, Papa! Then you must train for while, Ivan! I help you! You must do as I say! On your mark...get set...... But don't I need to excercise, Doctor Smirkoffyerface? No way, comrad Ivan. You just need to take these "vitamin" injections faithfully! ...then GO to the Games! What Papa tell you, Ivan? See what RUSSIAN training can do! Ya vol, Papa...and after only one month!

I'll go ahead and enter, but you all KNOW how I HATE to bash other nationalities! hehehe

RCL no. 6434 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-24-18

Are you Russian? No. I'm black. I think you're Russian! Why do you think I'm Russian? Because, I hate Russians! I think you're going to have to put in a little more effort than that if we have any hopes of winning this fucking CC-ski!

CC707: Mistaken by evil_d 11-25-18

I just heard you call that guy "comrade". Are the two of you Soviet spies? You're being ridiculous. My friend's name is "Conrad". And there is no Soviet Union anymore. Oh, right. Sorry to bother you. Anyway, Conrad, here are the blueprints for the voting machines. Спасибо. With these, Ivanka's 2024 campaign can't fail.

Of course I'm not eligible to win my own comic contest, but if it is the will of the people that I should win, then who am I to oppose them?

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RCL no. 6435 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-25-18

Meanwhile, back in Juneau, Alaska... Sarah Palin was right... You can see Russia from here! Woah, that is one huge grizzly bear! No, wait... That's just a big, hairy Siberian woman!

Groovy! - The Big Gulpski by edoggydog 11-25-18

Russia SUCKS! And, China SWALLOWS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA No, seriously... Russia does suck. Did they turn down your application for a Russian fembot bride again?

Porkman & Finchy Will Never Learn Anything Wit That Attitude by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Poirkman! I'll never get to be a certified proctologist if I don't get a passing grade on this essay! So stop staring at buttholes on internet and do your stupid homework you stupid! Hey, these hands were made for professional buttholing, not amateur writing! I'm just gonna pay someone to write my essay for me! O WAIT Porkman is spokespork for EssayOutlet.co.ru! Porkman would certainly write about buttholes for the Finchy's moneys! Hey, awesome! I need 20,000 words about identifying hemorrhoids by touch and taste. Do you take cash? Only if you wash hands first.

Porkman & Finchy Will Never Learn hold up didn't I already by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Porkman! I'll never get to be a certified ape-wanker if I don't get a passing grade on this essay! So stop staring at gorilla boners on internet and do your stupid homework you stupid! Hey, these hands were made for the professional spanking of monkey monkeys, not amateur writing! I'm just gonna pay someone to write my essay for me! O WAIT Porkman is spokespork for EssayOutlet.co.ru! Porkman would certainly write about simian schlongs for the Finchy's moneys! Hey, awesome! I need 20,000 words about the cost effectiveness of manual versus oral stimulus. Do you take cash? Sure, but wash your hands first. That part very important.

Porkman & Finchy Will Never okay yeah this is just another o by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Porkman! I'll never get to be a certified nuclear astronaut if I don't get a passing grade on this essay! So stop staring at glowing aliens on internet and do your stupid homework you stupid! Hey, these hands were made for flying atom-smashing starships, not writing dumb papers! I'm just gonna pay someone to write my essay for me! O WAIT Porkman is spokespork for EssayOutlet.co.ru! Porkman would certainly write about irradiated rockets for the Finchy's moneys! Hey, awesome! I need 20,000 words about the sicentific advances provided by Dr. Kesperovich's research into quantum flux-states and their synergy with zero-g environs. Do you take cash? Sure, but it is very important that you wash your hands first. Cannot clarify that enough.

Porkman & Finchy Will Never okay I get it now never mind by ZMannZilla 12-29-17

Holy Cursewords Porkman! I need an essay about paleozoic gender roles in Northeastern Fuckyumstan! Does EssayOutlet.co.ru still offer fast convenient service? O HELL YEAH YOU KNOW IT DOES as long as you wash your hands before paying. Sure am glad I have EssayOutlet.co.ru to help me with- okay hold up, I have to ask, what's with the hand washing thing? It stopped working as a punchine 2 strips ago and now it's just getting weird. Whaaaaaaat a Porkman Finchy strip getting weird? Unprecedented! Finchy is overthinking things. Uzbekistan, Russia - 2 Weeks Ago So this how we plan to advertise our essay company on your web of site and use it to launder money. You understand? Yes yes, all moneys will be clean when Porkman get it, Porkman understand Ruskie that talk funny.

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CC by HCRoyall 11-27-18

Greetings, Earthling! I have come from the pla- Get me the fuck outta here before the Russians make it worse, dude! I don't care how many anal probes you have to do! What is a "Russian?" They're these awful people who suppress free speech, oppose democracy, and sabotage governments who speak against them! And that's when they aren't being violent! So this destruction was caused by these Russians?! What? Naw, man, this is just Detroit.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 6437 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-28-18

This is our place, Melty... Do you hear me? OUR PLACE!!! I hear the neighbors are Russian women! Sweet! Ever fuck a hairy armpit? No, but I did French-kiss Ragu's pig's butthole. I don't recommend it, by the by.

I've been checking the news this week and it seems that Russia has not collapsed under the weight of the world's scorn, so all of you have not done your job well enough and I'm very disappointed.  Nevertheless, I have to pick a winner, so it will be:

CC by HCRoyall 11-27-18

Greetings, Earthling! I have come from the pla- Get me the fuck outta here before the Russians make it worse, dude! I don't care how many anal probes you have to do! What is a "Russian?" They're these awful people who suppress free speech, oppose democracy, and sabotage governments who speak against them! And that's when they aren't being violent! So this destruction was caused by these Russians?! What? Naw, man, this is just Detroit.

If anyone doesn't want HCRoyall to run the next comic contest, maybe you should have chosen someone else in a fair election.  Oh wait, you can't.  Suckers!

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Maybe, time to pick a new winner?

I pick RCLG as the winner....but then again, who gives a shit what I think?  The lights are on but ain't nobody home!

I PMed HCRoyall.  I'll give it a couple more days.

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Sorry, weather has gotten my internet screwy the past couple weeks and I've only been venturing online when I absolutely have to. Huzzah! a winner is me!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.