why are you guys so affraid of us newbies? here are my guesses

1)you're scared of our huge penises
2)you're scared we'll bring down the property value
3)you're scared we'll blast rap music at 2 am
4)you're scared we'll knock up your daughters
5)you're scared we'll bring gangs

I'm afraid you're wrong.
Cool newbies get accepted, moron assholes get hazed, and total trolls get ignored, snubbed, and told to leave.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

But mainly it's the huge penises.

They're called "Dildos".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ever since I answered that ad sent to my Hotmail account, I've been lowering my own property value. Every time I turn around, I knock down another wall or break through a window.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hmm, I don't think their afraid of newbies, but instead try to knock them down to see if they get back up.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Sugar, buddy, sugar.

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why are you guys so affraid of us newbies? here are my guesses

1)you're scared of our huge penises

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Nobody is "affraid" of newbies here. Nobody is even afraid of newbies here. We just hate *you* because you are a dumbass. Shut up. Go home. I'm liquid metal...think about it.

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This thread is shit.

I tried to think of something to say, but just read it, it's crap, your rising to the bait by replying to this fool!

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Dad was flammable

Newbie trolls are generally funnier when you

a: Know who they are.
b: Think theyre actually trying.
c: Can spell words of more than 3 syllables.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

don't worry the revalution will come

I just noticed. Comicboy is no longer a stripcreator newbie. Not that it makes a shit of difference as he is still an asshole. hmmm. Tobor would like him.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

and you're a pink donkey fucker

are you sure that isnt you?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I spoke to the pink donkey this morning (it was Saturday night, I was lonely, bite me) and s/he told me that s/he would never EVER have sex with a newbie.

at least not one as lame as Comic_Kat/Kitty_Boy

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Dad was flammable

I'm not comicboy if that was what you were trying to imply. And I'm afraid that not everyone has the same opinion of me as you do.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

i'm me damnit!!!

I can honestly say I've never made fun of anyone with a huge penis.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

"Had fun" is another story.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't suppose that there is any chance in the world that I can ask the lot of you to take this bag-of-dogshit of a thread of petty "Nayh Nyah"-ing and bitching and cheap behaviour to the "Fights Go Here" board, is there?

*sigh*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Had fun" is another story.

>;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

"Had fun" is another story.

>;)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Awww what's the matter Spank? All the tortured screams keeping you up in the wee hours? ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

*cough*HITLER*cough*

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I LIVE!