This Chink, I mean, Chinese Corona Virus is obviously the event of our lifetime.  Based on the participation in the previous CC, I think us strippers still have something creative to say about it.  Or it just could be the fact that we're all in lock down and don't have anything better to do.

The theme of this contest is the aftermath of the virus.  Imagine it's the year 2024 and we are nearing the end of President Biden's first term (Trump loses his re-election due to his so-called bumbling of the pandemic).

Your job is to paint a picture of America after the pandemic with Old Man Biden at the helm.  Has he risen to the occasion and saved the world, or is he walking around the Rose Garden, trying to remember who he is?  Are we okay or are we all dressed up like members of Judas Priest in motorcycle hoards, riding across the barren wasteland, searching for the next gallon of gas, or hot Asian bitch to grudge gang-rape?  What happened to Trump?

Or you can take it off a completely different direction,  Just need to refer to the GODAMMN CHINK VIRUS in your comic.

Have fun and stay safe!

Edoggy Dog

RCL no. 7101 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-20

Circa July 2021... Are we the latht two, Thtickboy? God, I hope not, Adam! What ith that thuppothed to mean? I'm getting tired of listening to your Corona Virus-induced lisp! Thuck my ath! GAAAAAAAAAA!!! WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP????

Think "Chink" by JoeBlough 3-21-20

So it's true? Yes, President Biden has died of that God-damned Chink Virus! Be he successfully wiped out COVID-19! Who said COVID-19? I said, "That God-damned Chink Virus!" But I assumed.... WRONG! He died from a virus he got while in the process of "chinking" the hunting lodge he built.

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The Mfwic

Politics as Usual by Moturd 3-21-20

July 2024, Bizarro World: Thank you Pres. Biden for sending America back into a downward spiral in your shameless and divisive grab for power. I said to Mr. Lincoln, I said, "I saved you twice but this is the last time, slick." He wouldn't listen, but I held my ground, and I was right. My handlers in Beijing told me to thank you for not pointing out that the plague started in Wuhan, China. They pay my son extra when I don't call it as that god-damn chink virus. Vagina is the new orange. Who are you again? I'm a lesbian socialist Satan worshipper. I'm your new base. Negroes love me.

RCL no. 7110 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-20

Look... No one feel's worse losing to Biden than I do. Believe me! But, that's no reason to pee on me whenever you see me... ...Mr. Blough!

Oops!  I just realized I posted this CC under my pseudonym RandomComicLayoutGuy, like a doofus!  I guess the isolation is affecting me.

Sorry for any cornfusion!

Groovy! - RCL no. DUMBASS! by edoggydog 3-21-20

Oh, look... I won the Corona Virus comic contest! Groovy! I have the perfect idea for the- wait. What the FUCK??? Not only did that asshole, RCLG already post a new contest ahead of me, but he stole my idea!!! That sucks! What are you planning on doing about it? Remember to log out as RCLG and log back in as edoggydog the next time I win! Good luck with that... Late.

Real Life: City Wide Shutdown by four_legged_tripod 3-25-20

Hey, Grams. How are things with the corona virus? My son's girlfriend was over when they ordered the city wide shutdown and now we're stuck with her for thirty days. A city wide shutdown does not mean you can't leave to take her back home. I'm not telling them that. I'd lose those moments to yell "SOCIAL DISTANCING!" when they get too close to each other and spray his eyes with Lysol as a reminder!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I hope that a lack of gratuitous racism isn't enough to disqualify my comic.  Or a complete failure to follow the prompt.

Crucial steps by evil_d 4-06-20

Hello? Do I know you? I'm Shirley Jones. We went to kindergarten together? Oh my god, Shirley? We used to race each other to the swingset as soon as recess started? This is incredible! What have you been up to? Oh, not too bad, you know! Married my high school sweetheart and now we run a B&B in Niagara Falls! That's wonderful! Wow, what a trip! But what brings you here today? Well, I just wanted to let you know about the crucial steps we've taken to ensure the safety of our customers and employees during the COVID-19 pandemic....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Where's all the Biden comics???  WTF!!!

Alright, I'm going to pick a winner once someone enters a Biden comic or Trump ends the lock down, whichever comes first.  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Whiz-Dumb by JoeBlough 4-10-20

Sir, how would you feel about running against Andrew Cuomo instead of B... Bernie Sanders? No? Hillary? No? Mikey B.? No? Gabby? No? Petey B.? No? You seem to have forgotten Joey B... ...Buttafuoco? Oh WOW! That's a blast from the past! So HE's runnin' too? NO, I mean Joey BIDEN Remember HIM?! BIDEN, huh? I do that a lot with my time!

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The Mfwic

Okay...  Like the shut down, this has gone on way too long!  So, it is time to pick the winner and the winner is JoeBlough!

Take it away!

"Winner WINNER, Chicken Dinner!"  Thank you ALL.  It couldn't have happened without much effort

& the greasing of many wheels.  Look for CC-730 in the not too distant future!

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The Mfwic