Hi I've joined here about week ago methinks, haven't to the forum so thought I would, to try and advertise myself, I have made over 20 now, 1 of them must be good! Surely!

No, none of them have to be good and don't call me Shirley

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Please move this thread over to the "Read My Fuckstick Comix" thread (see pulldown).

Oh. And welcome.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Your welcoming a Newbie???????? What in the fuck made you do that?????????????

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Because not every newbie grates on the nerves at first meeting like fingernails on a blackboard.

You wouldn't understand.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ha ha ha ha ha!

ass

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Dad was flammable

BWA HA HA HA!

Anus

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Want a good definition of irony?

Well, there's this...

Wassssssup by Bazilla 11-28-01

Wasssssssssup Not a lot, quite boring day. I don't think you got it Wasssssssssup Shut up, no-one likes you go to hell

...and then there's this...

Horrible weather by Bazilla 12-06-01

God it's cold I'm not God, I'm Jesus. It's amazing how many crap jokes on this site there are about Jesus I make it 5907 now.

DexX strokes his goatee thoughfully.

Hmmmm...

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Stupid advertisers! by Bazilla 11-28-01

Advertisers.....no-one likes them, especially on the internet. But while I'm here go to my home page: http://www.geocities.com/bazboy666/Bazillapage.html That's got to be illegal!

You have no fucking idea how much this shit pisses me off.

"Hey, look! A website with a huge userbase, with all the bandwidth paid for by a single guy who is about to go broke because of it. I know - I'll use up some of that charitably-provided bandwidth to advertise my own site!"

Please fuck off and die. Of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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Surely even that is better than the likes of this?

saleh-1 by smamaitik 11-14-01

hgzdx jhxzc jzxc jzhxc jhzx jzxcjh zxc

That one appears to be a test.

A test written by a rather stupid gorilla.

I can forgive stupidity (and status at an earlier point on the evolutionary ladder). Blatant exploitation, on the other hand...

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how do i put my comics on the forum?

It all begins by you getting down on your knees.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

shut up and gimme the real fuckin' answer prickling

there's two ways to learn comicboy:

The easy way, where you get down on your knees.

or

The hard way, where you get on your knees, but face the wall.

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Dad was flammable

Find out for yourself like everyone else did comicgirl.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

shut up bitch

i say that with all possible disrespect

To post a comic, press CTRL+ALT+DELETE twice.

i'm not reatrded as u think i am

but you do smoke as much cock as i think you do

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

yes Comic_boy, Andy was just joking, to REALLY post a comic you take a small screwdriver and slowly push it through your eyeball until you feel a pop.

Then we'll all enjoy the forums more!

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Dad was flammable

Now, now. Tell him the real truth.

You open up the message, and position the cursor in the text box, and press ALT and F4 at the same time. A menu will appear that will allow you to select the comic that you want to paste in.

This procedure will only work for non-fuckwads, however.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ComicGirl, even you should be able to figure that out. I mean anyone with half a brain...... oh wait, I forgot. You don't have half a brain.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

well it doesn't work like most images where you put [img.]url[/img.] without the dots so how the hell do i do it?

Kajun 6:36 - And the newbies gathered together and one stood before the alter and said "Oh Lord, I seek your wisdom, how does one post one's comics in the forums?" and there was a rumble, and a burning bush, and God spaketh this "NEWBIE TROLL, READ THE FUCKING FAQ" and the newbie read the faq and God's wisdom was shared, and yay there was much rejoicing and cornholing that night.

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