Of course I haven't. Because I hate you all.

ALL OF YOU = FS@GGITS

Especially wirthling. That goat twaddler.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

*sniff* That was beautiful.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I'm all choked up.

You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.

And I did not have twaddulent relations with that goat Miss Lewinsky.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Shit. Someone already owns the domain ggits.com. Maybe Frank Smith works there, and fs@ggits.com is his email address.

He should be so lucky.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You always hurt the ones you love. by ladyjdotnet 12-04-01

There are three rules for making a great comic. Unfortunately, gabe_billings died of his wounds before I could make him tell me.

Just something I made in a fit of admiration, and forgot to share.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I am missing something? Is it Valentine's Day already?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Torturing Gabe to death in it must be one of them.

Torturing Gabe to death in it must be one of them.

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The pregnant pause would probably be another... now just one more.

Torturing Gabe to death in it must be one of them.

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The pregnant pause would probably be another... now just one more.

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"Wirthling sucks!"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Torturing Gabe to death in it must be one of them.

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The pregnant pause would probably be another... now just one more.

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"Wirthling sucks!"

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Yeah, but what's the 3rd rule?

Oh.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm touched.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

...in the head.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.