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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 86 - Dial "R" for Rules by BigEvilDan
12-13-01
Hi. We're here to introduce the next comic contest.
This contest will challenge your ability to give personality to a character that has none.
The phone prop will be taking the place of one of your characters. It's your job to do this as seamlessly as possible.
With a maximum amount of humour, naturally.
Of course, none of the characters are allowed to acknowledge that the phone is actually a phone.
I know I'm not the phone. It must be you!

You heard the girls. Here are the rules for this contest:

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[*]You must use the phone prop at least once. It must be used to represent anything (or anyone), except a phone. All the characters in the strip(s) see the phone as this object/person.

[*]The phone must represent the same thing each time it appears.

[*]The more creative, the better.

[*]You may not explicitly mention what it is the phone represents, but you must hint at it in some way.

[*]The contest will be judged Monday evening.

[*]Multiple entries are accepted, and even encouraged. Unfunny entries will be punished. Funny entries beyond the first one will also be punished, because it makes judging that much harder.
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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

12-13-01 9:00pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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***SIGH*** by crabby
12-13-01
Alright lets get this straight you work for me! I don't take no shit! You get paid half up front and the other half after you finish the job. Got that scum!
I understand boss. I better get going the bitch has had it coming for a long time.
Alright bitch my boss sent me here to handle his buisness! Now where are the plans?
Not talking huh? You stupid bitch!

12-13-01 9:09pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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12-13-01 9:31pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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I never want to see another cowboy physics parody for the rest of my life.

12-13-01 9:41pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 86: In the Eyes of the Beholder by kaufman
12-13-01
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Pants. It went off without a hitch. Take a good look!
Isn't he darling?
Honey, look at him! I told you you should lay off the thalidomide!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

12-13-01 9:45pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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A poor reception by andydougan
12-13-01
Bring bring! Bring bring!
Bring bring! Bring bring! Bring bring!
Bring da! Bring da motha! Bring da mothafuckin' ruckus!
No, sorry, I just don't see you making it as a gangsta rapper.

12-13-01 10:16pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Before someone else does it... by Spankling
12-13-01
That is fuckin disgusting!
Pick it up for me will you? I can't bend over one more time.
Are you insane? I'm not touching that? How did it fall out?
Well... my mistress has switch to a larger strap on. Maybe I'm just all stretched out.
Please?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

12-13-01 10:24pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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RAAAAR PHONEHOLE! by KajunFirefly
12-14-01
RAAAAAR, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW!!
oh shit!
well? what are you waiting for?

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Dad was flammable

12-14-01 3:38am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Damn, Kajun, you got to the Tobor joke before me.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

12-14-01 5:02am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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E.T. PHONE-HOLE!

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Dad was flammable

12-14-01 5:40am (new)
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Jabizo
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Thanks for the inspiration Kajun.
Is your planet anywhere near Uranus by Jabizo
12-14-01
Ell-i-ottt
So, you finally decided to return to earth after all these years? Say, you look different somehow. Taller maybe?
B Good! Phone Home!
No way. I remember those games you forced me to play with you. I was naive then, but now I see what you were really doing.
Please deposit 35 cents.
Stop it! I won't do that with you anymore you sicko. And get your long glowing finger away from me. Aiiee! The horrible memories are all rushing back!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

12-14-01 6:25am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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ENOHP will coin-hole you!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

12-14-01 7:00am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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CC 86: More Than a Filling by kaufman
12-14-01
You've got to help me, Doc! My entire jaw is in agonizing pain!
It looks like you need an emergency root canal. Please sit down. I can be drilling in 30 seconds.
But aren't you forgetting something? What about the novocaine?
I'm not some kind of maharishi, you know. I need the pain killer, NOW! Well? WHAT ABOUT THAT NOVOCAINE? Doctor? Doctor?
I'm sorry. The number you have called is not in service. Please try again later.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

12-14-01 7:10am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Decepti-phones. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
12-14-01
Dear Sir. This package was delivered wrongly to our address. Signed : A.Neighbour.
Hmm , i wonder ...
KER-TRANS-FORM
Decepticons?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

12-14-01 9:32am (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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Dial "M" for Mental by israphael
12-14-01
Hi Spanks. How's it going?
Lady J, I just have to show you the really hot outfit that I'll be wearing at the S&M Ball. Wait right here.
Wow, you sound really excited. It must be really great.
Oh, it is.
So that's what you're wearing to the ball. Spankling, you do realize you're crazy?
We prefer being called "psychologically divergent".

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

12-14-01 10:51am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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555-SANTAC by KajunFirefly
12-14-01
HO HO HO!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS BOYS AND GIRLS!!!

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Dad was flammable

12-14-01 11:06am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Speak softly and carry an old schtick...
CC 86: Sesame Street Calling by Namgubed
12-14-01
Hello.
What?
HELLO!
What?
H E L L O !!!
What? I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Captain Uterus to the rescue!
CC 86: Oh, That Alfred! (again) by Namgubed
12-14-01
Meanwhile, back at Gotham City...
Holy twisted pair on an RJ-11, Captain Uterus! Sounds like a call from the Commissioner on the red phone!
Ring! Ring!
I, the bane of evildoers and dauntless protector of this fair city, shall answer the phone in a highly expedient manner, Boy Fantastic!
Ring! Ring !
Hey, where's the red phone?
I take pride, sir, in the fact that I do not resemble a Lost and Found booth.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

12-14-01 11:34am (new)
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fuck
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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religos paper clip by fuck
12-14-01
helo there mr paper clip, i dont see any women arround, so its you. you may aswell not ressist, im goning to rape you and theres noth ing you can do
no pleese i dont want to
why not?
be cause youre dick is to big, it will hurt, also im a very relligios and dont beleive in sex out side marige.i want my first-time to be speiciall
dont worry itll be speiciall al right, FOR ME!! now shutup and un dress
ah!! god!! help!! im gonig to go to hell!!

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sex

12-14-01 4:45pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC86: Superhero Bedroom Fantasy by fpd
12-14-01
Hello, Nova Kane speaking.
Oh Nova, the vibrations of your voice make me feel all tingly.
A while later ...
Oh darling, you really know my number.
Oh yeah, phone sex rocks!
The next morning ...
Hey, you aren't E-Man!
I'm better than that has-been superzero, and you know it, baby! Oh yeah!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

12-14-01 4:53pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Looks like we're back!

CC 86: Superman hits puberty by kaufman
12-14-01
Hi, Clark!
Great Scott! Get a load of those ta-tas! This looks like a job for X-Ray Vision.
This superpower stuff ain't all it's cracked up to be.

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12-14-01 7:33pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Well, when this all works out, I can make my first entry. I've got my idea, and well it's quite good it changed, because I had a wander and found these things. Weird I went through all of the Comic cup 2! how sad is that! When all things are working (at the moment if I go to make a new comic everything is blank)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

12-15-01 11:54pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Well, when this all works out, I can make my first entry. I've got my idea, and well it's quite good it changed, because I had a wander and found these things. Weird I went through all of the Comic cup 2! how sad is that! When all things are working (at the moment if I go to make a new comic everything is blank)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

12-15-01 11:54pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Oh sorry about that double message my mistake!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

12-15-01 11:55pm (new)
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Kitty_Kat
Stripcreator Regular

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I want to enter this contest, but I can't make a comic.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

12-16-01 2:34pm (new)
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Jabizo
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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CC 86 Have you no compassion? by Jabizo
12-17-01
..won't you think about these poor starving children? Don't you realize the suffering they are going through?!
Is it too much to ask that you give just a small portion of your earnings for such a cause?!
Now hand over the money so I can feed my kids!
SHEESH!! So I'm a couple days late with my rent payment. You don't have to go all Sally Struthers on me!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

12-17-01 11:40am (new)
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