You know you're an asshead.

Just admit it, step forward, and be mocked for your assheadness.

Anyone who feels the need to proclaim that others are assheads, please feel free to.

And, to save you all the trouble, I am already an asshead, although this fact can be readily emphasized and added upon.

Good luck, and good hunting!

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

What a bizarre thread. But what the hell. I'm an asshead, you've got me band to rights.

However, as I am a member of the human race, I am hardly bucking the trend with this.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

If anyone's an asshead around here, it's you faggot!

fireman by Skabby_Firefly 1-05-02

help, fire! I can't help you, I'm a police man! but I'm burning! I can't help you, I'm a POLICE MAN! aarrrggghh!! I'm really a fireman!

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eat pie, and curry too

I believe that nomination was already made. And what exactly do you mean by calling him a meatball, or perhaps a lump of wood?

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

I like meat. I like wood.

I have meat... but right now, it's more like wood.

Get the picture? GOOD.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

My head's really more of a mule. Say, where's wirthling?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

If I was up your ass, you'd know.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If I was up your ass, you'd know.

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better get a pollop puller, just in case.
yeah i cant spell it.

My piano teacher had one of those one time when I came in, it was just about the oddest things i'd seen. It had a little gun handle, a long tube from the gun to the head, and the head was a little clipper with a scoop.

ah i am dieing

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What others say about boorite!

Let's see if I can recall all the lyrics to this one... It is a song from Tripod's 2001 Melbourne Comedy Festival show - Tripod Tells the Tale of the Adventures of Tosswinkle the Pirate (Not Very Well). Tripod are a musical comedy trio based here in Melbourne, and they are funny bastards. I don't know the name of the song - I only ever saw them do it on stage, and it isn't on a CD as yet... These lyrics are not 100% correct, but this is the best I can recall them.

Everyone's a tosser, everyone's a fool.
Don't ever feel like you don't fit, cause everyone's a tool.
The louder that you say you're not, the more that it's the case.
There is just no question - you're a real nob-face.

Take our little Yonny, he's a total mong.
(Yon) If you think that I look interesting, I'm sorry, you'd be wrong.
What about our Scod, eh? You could write a book on him!
You could call it "Nobby the Nobstacle and his Nobtastic Voyage"!

Everybody's a tosser, everyone's a schmo,
From Robert Louis Stephenson to Edgar Allen Poe.
Everyone's a tosser, the experts all agree.
The experts? They're all tossers too! Just like you and me!

Madame, you're a nob-end, it's plain for all to see.
Don't try to deny it. Do you think you're better than me?
The louder that you say you're not, the more it is you are.

You're a bonehead!
You're a franger!
You're a spazmo!
You're a schwanger!
You're a tosser, it's a fact you can't ignore.

Cause everyone's a tosser,

But you, slightly more.

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Wow.

A true asshead.

Hey, Tobor! Hit him right between (and somewhat below) the eyes!

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

My name is Gia, and I'm an asshead.

It's always wonderful to start my day with an accusation of being an asshead. It gives me the strength that not even Wheaties can provide to conquer all things, erm, assheadish.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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My name is Gia, and I'm an asshead.

It's always wonderful to start my day with an accusation of being an asshead. It gives me the strength that not even Wheaties can provide to conquer all things, erm, assheadish.

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Nice to see you back Gia. Where have you been hiding over the christmas and new year period?

(Or have i been as blind as ever)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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My name is Gia, and I'm an asshead.

It's always wonderful to start my day with an accusation of being an asshead. It gives me the strength that not even Wheaties can provide to conquer all things, erm, assheadish.

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Nice to see you back Gia. Where have you been hiding over the christmas and new year period?

(Or have i been as blind as ever)

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Blind, as usual. I've been with a guy who wasn't worth two cents. You'll see me more often again now. I'm living with my parents for a while and then moving to Utah to straighten out the mess my cousin has gotten herself into.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Wow.

A true asshead.

Hey, Tobor! Hit him right between (and somewhat below) the eyes!

-DH1

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good thing the jappanese never got ahold of this guy.

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If I was up your ass, you'd know.

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He's right. I knew right away when it happened to me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.